My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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d Roy avatar
#64751 from behind you
@ Last page person who said humans are physically pathetic.

Ah, fuck, this has NOT been my intention...*rubs forehead*
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CDRW avatar
#64752
So long as a human runs at an average speed that's faster than the speed that whatever animal they're chasing breaks into a trot at, we can run anything down. It's because for nearly everything else, anything above a walking pace is extremely energy-inefficient, and almost nothing can dissipate waste heat like we can, what with the hairlessness and the sweat glands and the slender build. So early hunters just chased whatever animal until it collapsed from exhaustion or overheating.

[up] LOL, sorry. I just like how Humans Are Special in ways most people think we aren't so I tend to bring it up whenever I get an excuse. [lol]

edited 5th Jan '12 9:31:08 AM by CDRW

Dhana Ragnarok avatar
#64753 from my space lab in space
[up][up][up]Thought of that. I'm totally bringing a pepper spray to Equestria if we all ends there. I don't want no stalkin' of mah little ponies !

edited 5th Jan '12 9:28:19 AM by DhanaRagnarok

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d Roy avatar
#64754 from behind you
Another ability that helped early hunters were their ability to throw things. Masai tribe's warriors in Africa, with some modifications in the spears, are alleged to be able to throw spears through lion's hide.

Fuck, I am a heavy believer of Humans Are Special and getting barraged by elementary facts are frustrating. :/

edited 5th Jan '12 9:32:34 AM by dRoy

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#64755 from Singapore
@Dhana: Don't worry, I won't harass them. I just want to make some friends and maybe if I'm lucky get some hugs and/or cuddling :3

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CDRW avatar
#64756
[up][up] From what I understand, the ability to throw is a unique adaptation to apes because it utilizes the same muscles we used to swing from branch to branch in our tree-dwelling days.

edited 5th Jan '12 9:32:33 AM by CDRW

Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi avatar
#64757 from Canada
Although humans would be able to follow pegasi around until they give up for obvious reasons. I think ponies wouldn't have an issue getting rid of a human, though. All they have to do is threaten a stern bucking (I don't know about you, but even a 3.5 foot pony's buck would probably break something and I'd back off if they threatened that).
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d Roy avatar
#64758 from behind you
If nothing else works, Kill It With Fire. evil grin
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Dhana Ragnarok avatar
#64759 from my space lab in space
[up][up]Most humans would probably be able to dodge it, through. Plus, it doesn't seems like those ponies are as heavy as ours, if you can lift them over you head you probably won the fight.

Kinda like turning a turtle on her back.

edited 5th Jan '12 9:38:41 AM by DhanaRagnarok

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d Roy avatar
#64760 from behind you
I wonder if I would be able to ride on an Equestrian pony.

edited 5th Jan '12 9:39:36 AM by dRoy

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CDRW avatar
#64761
I certainly wouldn't want Applejack bucking me. I'm fairly sure she could easily kill someone if she tried.

Wow, the Humanity Is Insane trope page has a lot of stuff I want to read on it.

[up] Probably, the Earth Ponies at least are almost certainly strong enough to hold an average human.

edited 5th Jan '12 9:41:02 AM by CDRW

Dhana Ragnarok avatar
#64762 from my space lab in space
[up][up]I know I wouldn't try. It must be a tad humiliating for the pony :s

[down]Finally a voice of reason! (I would have done it earlier, but since I'm...you know...batshit, it would have benn weird)

edited 5th Jan '12 9:42:47 AM by DhanaRagnarok

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Mio avatar
#64763
It's always hilarious how these questions of meeting each other always comes down to who can win in a fight. I doubt it will come to that (at least initially).
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d Roy avatar
#64764 from behind you
Can they handle 180 lb and above?
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#64765 from Singapore
Humans are plain better warriors and soldiers because we are more combat-oriented than many species. we have predator's eyes, a deceptively powerful frame, and are very inventive when it comes to weapons and tactics.

Still, I wouldn't fight Equestrian ponies unless I well and truly ran out of options, and I'd still take surrendering to them over fighting them, and would greatly prefer nonlethal takedowns.

Besides I like them too much, I'd rather make friends with them.

@Dhana: I suppose it depends on the pony, some of them may not object to carrying someone.

edited 5th Jan '12 9:45:22 AM by AceOfScarabs

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CDRW avatar
#64766
[up][up][up] That's just who we are. tonguewaii

[up][up] Given some of the stuff we've seen them lifting and moving around, certainly. I mean, even Rarity was able to lift Tom.

edited 5th Jan '12 9:44:43 AM by CDRW

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#64767 from Eastern US
Twilight only let Spike ride her because he's her little brother and wanted to be Rarity's hero. I don't know about if you could find a more accomodating pony, but I would say that the large majority of ponies would refuse outright.

Nor would I ask them, personally. It seems humiliating.
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d Roy avatar
#64768 from behind you
It was a more of matter of can or cannot. tongue

I wonder how tall they are.

[up][up] Who's Tom?

edited 5th Jan '12 9:46:08 AM by dRoy

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Dhana Ragnarok avatar
#64769 from my space lab in space
[up]The rock Discord made her see as a Diamond. (Does that even means something ? Oo)

edited 5th Jan '12 9:47:14 AM by DhanaRagnarok

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CDRW avatar
#64770
[up][up] That handsome hunk of a diamond that shows up in The Return of Harmony Part Two. cool

edited 5th Jan '12 9:47:35 AM by CDRW

d Roy avatar
#64771 from behind you
Ah, this fella.

edited 5th Jan '12 9:50:12 AM by dRoy

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Ace Of Scarabs avatar
#64772 from Singapore
@Red: I remember AJ carrying 'Bloom at one point, so it's more like they'd only let somepony they trust aboard.
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Dhana Ragnarok avatar
#64773 from my space lab in space
About the whole riding the ponies issue:

How tall are them anyway ? I get the feeling I would almost be able to touch the ground sitting on their back...
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CDRW avatar
#64774
Every indication says about three and a half to four feet, give or take.
d Roy avatar
#64775 from behind you
I doubt that they would reach average adult male's hip.
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