Tom was calculated to weigh multiople tons.

In Equestria, everything is more badass than it looks. Butterflies have super strength and mind control!

And I'm a Pinkie Pie! I knew I wasn't a mere loony! I KNEW IT! NYAAAAAAHHH !!

edited 5th Jan '12 10:39:18 AM by DhanaRagnarok

Hmmm...turns out that I'm apparently Twilight.

Apparently I'm. . .Rainbow Dash?

Pfft, yeah right.

edited 5th Jan '12 10:41:51 AM by Mio

If Twilight couldn't physically lift a human, she'd create a telekinetic saddle and use that.

Edit: I just got hugely ninja'd didn't I.

Double edit: I'm Big Mac, apparently.

edited 5th Jan '12 10:43:22 AM by CountDorku

Applejack But I wanted pinkie

I'm Applejack.

Celestia.

All according to plan...

Looking at the zodiac... I'm Derpy...

The problem I have with the zodiac, I also fill the requirements for Pinkie and Apple Jack.

^The only requirement for a zodiac is when you were born, my friend.

I'm Derpy.

The real scary thing is that we eat stuff like this because we enjoy it. I mean, from what I hear, hot peppers originally thrived because birds can't taste spiciness, which leads to the peppers being eaten by birds, who can't fully digest their seeds, spreading them. Nowadays, they thrive because we're insane enough to enjoy the taste of burning, and thus cultivate them to grow more pain.

It is a fact universally acknowledged that humans are balls to the wall insane.

Confirmed. Even if I'm probably not the best example, most of the aliens that stop by my station for repairs and stuff tell me I'm batshit insane.

And pepper isn't that masochistic for some people. Knew a guy that wouldn't get "burned" by anything short of drinking freakin' pepper spray.

Rewatched part of season 1. Thanks God.

edited 5th Jan '12 11:00:35 AM by DhanaRagnarok

I found this on memebase. I realized it's true. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If it wasn't for insanity we wouldn't like ponies. Insanity is cool

@Zodiac: Funny. I don't feel like Twilight.....

Not to mention almost most of the stuff on Bizarre Foods. Ponies being herbivores they would get squicked out just from the fact we are partially carnivorous even then would probably recoil at some of the plants/fungi shown on that show.

edited 5th Jan '12 11:11:03 AM by UdtheImp

Well, I'm clearly insane. Else I wouldn't post things like this:

And if eating stuff that tastes like death isn't crazy enough, there is fugu.

Of course, peppers are just as often eaten because they have real and unique flavors under all the heat, but we also make sauces specifically to increase the heat itself.

There are some out there that require dilution on the order of 1 gallon of water to 2-3 drops of sauce.

Yup. I know her quite well, and she's a nice fellow. Always making things brighter, funnier, and a little bit creepier than they are supposed to be. Giving you some awesome ideas and stuff. Like, like, I wouldn't have ever made a violin out of a knife and a Justin Bieber's fan severed torso without her. And gosh is it awesome :D

...Well, ok, sound ain't that great, but it's always fun to see the poor head crying at you. Necromancy is fun too.

...Excuse, what were we talking about already ? OH, YES! PONIES :D

Meh, common. Ate a whole fugu, just to try. Don't see no effect. Neurotoxin mah arse !

edited 5th Jan '12 11:13:36 AM by DhanaRagnarok

Re: Zebra land

I think I may have been the one who first called it 'the Marengeti' but I'm unsure.

How could birds be immune to to peppers? It doesn't just feel spicy, it causes actual, physical damage. Many a person has landed themselves in the hospital by eating pure pepper oil on a dare.

I may be misinformed.

I hear that nowadays, most restaurants serve farm-raised Fugu, whose diets don't include the stuff that makes the wild fish so blazingly poisonous. That may be what you had.

Doesn't change the fact that before then, an extremely poisonous fish was a delicacy.

Probably some kind of capsaicin immunity

edited 5th Jan '12 11:16:48 AM by CountDorku

It was a joke. You know, to explain why I'm Kill It With Fire-crazy. ^^'

edited 5th Jan '12 11:19:27 AM by DhanaRagnarok