More like what happens when you make stuff up and try to establish it as headcanon.

What's everpony's craziest headcannon?

You say there's a limit to he telekinesis. It's vastly stronger than anypony elses though. Sarkler was having trouble with a jar of Peanut Butter

Yea. Its like the people who stopped reading Harry Potter after book 5 to read fan fiction romances.

I bet when the show goes off the deep end in a year, they'll reveal the entire second season was a dream.

SPACE PONIES.

Discord literally IS Q. Not just an expy, not just an exact personality copy. The actual Q.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:24:12 PM by TheBlackBaron

Discord is in fact a member of the pony equivalent of The Fair Folk.

I'd like to see her try to open a particularly stubborn jar. They can be stupidly hard to open, however strong you are.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:27:09 PM by Enlong

@crazy headfanon

According to the people here, the Fluttershy-came-from-a-rich-family theory.

That, or Starswirl the Bearded was a girl.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:31:05 PM by SkyStrike

Star Swirl really is Star Swirl the Bearded, either reincarnated or magically disguised.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:30:47 PM by Whatshisgame

•Rainbow Dash sleeps with everypony

•Big Macintosh is hung like two horses

•Pinkie loves Discord and awaits the day her lord returns so they can be united once more

•Discord isn't stone, he's causing all the bad things in season two to happen for the lulz.

•Fluttershy and Angel are in an abusive relationship Fluttershy is too weak willed to get out of.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:34:49 PM by MousaThe14

Here's a new one I recently thought up: Electric Sky◊ (described as "super smart!") is Ponyville's resident Mad Scientist who deals in actual, non-Magitek electronics, and she's the pony responsible for the dam being hydroelectric.

Re Big Mac. As Princess Molestia said, "look at the size of those apples!"

edited 30th Nov '11 6:39:07 PM by CDRW

1. Not that bad.

2. Canon

3. I like that.

4. Best season ending ever.

5. I could see that.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:42:13 PM by SkyStrike

...and here I though I found a non-pervy part of the Internet.*Sight*

x4 Actually, if you watch this you'll see the original show had monkeys that were technologically savy. I can toatlly see some monkeys showinfg up in FiM with a buttload of clockpunk.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:43:25 PM by WillKeaton

Monkey Island?

I thought so once as well.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:43:41 PM by mailedbypostman

At least the pervynes is in keeping with the overall theme of the show.

@Joesolo, 4 years ago I thought the same thing. Being here has corrupted me.

That'd be cool. (compareitivly)High-tech monkeys.

How I hate the Internet at times.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:46:47 PM by Joesolo

Every time someone says "Sparkler" I think they're talking about the G1 pony that inspired Rarity.

Speaking of which, I thought the ponies all had similar builds because it was easier on the animators. And yet, Lauren's G1 impressions (which were before she got hired) all have samey builds anyway. Except that Surprise seems a bit skinny, but that could just be her pose (if she's meant to be a stick though, that would undo all the "pudgy Pinkie" headcanon)

My craziest headcannon was a Mk22 Crimson Viper that fired yoyos...

Oh, you meant canon. Well I'm not sure if any of these would actually be "crazy" but here goes:

-Discord is actually a result of Pinkie Pie getting access to a chemistry set, and everything we saw in "Return of Harmony" was just a story he made up. Despite what he thinks, he's actually not evil at all, and in fact is often quite useful, though he thinks he's being evil. If you ask him how the ponies defeated him, he'll become sane for ten minutes.

-Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie have a behind-closed-doors romance that involves lots and lots of Pinkie bondage, but they've had no actual you-know-what yet because Pinkie doesn't quite get the concept.

-Rainbow Dash is, in fact, 100% straight. Not bi or lesbian. Breathtaking I know.

-Surprise is still around and... well, I'll just have to post some fanfics later.

-Princess Celestia is actually training Twilight Sparkle to be her replacement, but she's training other replacements in different parts of the world in case Twilight Sparkle doesn't go with it.

-Equestria is a world, not a country, county or continent. It is not earth, but there are pony version of Earth things, which is how Spike knows about Fu Manchu (the Equestria version is actually a famous dragon of legend). Dream Valley is in a completely different world.

-There's a pony version of God called the Mother Pony.

-I used this before but it bears repeating: Luna's full name is Luna Selena Delicatessa Cosmos Equestrios (no numeral). Celestia's full name is Celestia Taiyos Heraclos Cosmos Equestrios (based on preliminary reports, subject to change).

In general a lot of my headcanon is gonna make it into some fanfic or another.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:52:51 PM by MoeDantes

@Joesolo: Compared to the rest of the internet, we're relatively sane. The keywords being compared to the rest of the internet. So yeah, we're perverted, but compared to stuff like 4chan we're pretty civilized. It's a matter of context.

Whohoo! Whatshisgame found that picture I wanted. New avatar!

Saying your better then 4chan is kinda like saying Someone's better than Hitler. Sure, it's true. But, its a pretty low bar.

Do we have a trope for that?

Even Evil Has Standards is sorta related.

edited 30th Nov '11 6:57:40 PM by mailedbypostman