Just know they're incredibly wrong and represent humanity at it's worst.

Scootaloo was disowned by her family for her inability to fly, so she obesses over Rainbow Dash because shes the best flyer in Ponyville and hopes she can teach her how to fly and win back her parents love.

Yeah, apparently you do not want to read Cupcakes.

I haven't read it, for that reason, but to put it simply, it's a horridly Grimdark fanfic, in which Pinkie Pie is an insane serial killer who gives new meaning to the term "make your friends cupcakes". Apparently, it's not only depressing, but gruesomely graphic in its descriptions of what happens.

I found it a big narmfest, especially Pinkie removing Dash's "bowl". I know it was probably a typo, but it was funny.

Wow...this comic◊ sure kicked up a storm.

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You know, I'm straight, but if some guy came and kissed me out of nowhere, I'D BE PISSED. /taking pony comics too seriously

Well, that's fandom, I suppose. Just as much as it's been fun having this show attract all this wonderful attention, it's kind of inevitable that it would attract less savory attention as well.

(Has not and has no plans to read above comics)

edited 22nd Apr '11 10:34:28 PM by SpaceJawa

Another Edit◊! :D

They're the same comic, just with minor edits thrown in here and there.

edited 22nd Apr '11 10:40:49 PM by SandJosieph

I prefer to imagine Scootabuse is hugging.

I made a thing.◊

It's a reference to these kinds of comics.

^^ I agree

Wait, what happened with 2905? Some... heteronormative with a self-insert Mary Sue thingy...?

Weird.

So what is up with the apparent Scoot hate, anyway? Someone want to explain where it comes from?

I had been under the impression that "scootabuse" was more out of Rainbow Dash hate than Scootaloo hate.

Because Lauren Faust made a comment that Rainbow Dash wouldn't make a good big sister, and the fandom just ran with that...to its most exaggerated, disgusting extreme.

Really? Because based off tonights episode I'd say there's actually potential for her to grow into such a role down the road.

Did it really? Or did it seem more like Rainbow Dash was amused by Scootaloo's admiration?

Ok, I'll admit it, I'm probably just having wishful thinking and stretching the idea a bit. Though Scoot's reaction helped, in that she was absolutely willing to take care of the apple core for her without any sort of 'really, that's what you want me to do?' kind of reaction.

Awwwww...◊

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edited 23rd Apr '11 12:38:26 AM by SandJosieph

Is anyone else getting the impression that Faust has actually seen some scootabuse stuff? Maybe it's just my imagination, but I see scootaloo interacting with Dash and all I see is Faust seeing those pictures, rolling up her sleeves and saying, "That's what you thought I meant? Allright, I'll show you what I meant!"

Daaawwwwwww!

I love it!

In fact, I think that image may be so sweet it's giving me a heart attack. And I'm perfectly OK with this.

edited 23rd Apr '11 1:04:01 AM by SpaceJawa

That comic makes me all teary-eyed. It's so sweet.

Anyone mind if I indulge myself real quick?

Everything's Better With Ponies! by Edmond Dantes

"Faster, Tails! Faster!"

"I'm trying my best!" And it was true, the two-tailed fox was doing everything he could to keep the blue hedgehog out of the way of the fat man's hovercraft that happened to have two dangerous flame jets in the back and a very scary maneuverable drill in the front. He had never liked the Marble Garden Zone and what made it worse was that Sonic had lost all his rings just before this boss fight.

There came Dr Robotnik from behind. Tails had navigated too close to the edge of the screen! All was over! Dr Robotnik could see his victory in sight, and laughed... and laughed! and LAUGHED!

Sonic and Tails watched in surprise as a rainbow-colored streak went by and sent Robotnik spinning. Just as suddenly, the owner of that streak came back and stopped Robotnik's spin before the mad doctor lost his lunch.

"oops, sorry!" Rainbow Dash said.

"T-t-t-that's quite all right..." the doc could barely focus, still overcoming the effects of dizziness.

"Hey, have you guys seen three other pegasus ponies pass by here? I was in a race, see—"

"You're the first we've seen." Sonic answered.

Rainbow Dash smiled, "Great! That means I'm ahead! Thanks, see ya!" and Rainbow Dash took off like a shot once again.

Sonic and Tails looked at each other. Sonic scowled and said "Sega's trying to introduce another dumb sidekick, I just know it!"

Tails scowled, took offense and dropped Sonic.

The End.

Question: how can Tails drop Sonic? Sonic's the one who maintains their connection by gripping Tails's feet.

So, it occurs to me that all of the girls now have a pet. Twilight has Aloysius, Applejack has Winona, Fluttershy has a lot of things but mainly Angel, Pinkie Pie has Gummy, Rarity has Opalescence, and Rainbow Dash has Scootaloo.

oh god

i'm laughing for real right now

aeiou