Ok, time to clear something up.
Back in high school, I had Aspergers' Syndrome, which allowed me to access facilities where I could finish homework and ask for help if I had trouble with it. These were also gateways to computers used to look up information. However, the kids with "special needs" were allowed to use the computers in this area as well. And here's where it begins.
There was a student that we'll call "Ben". Now, Ben was actually quite a bit older than me, so when I initially saw him, I didn't think too much of him. But then, one day, I saw him watching Barney on one of those computers, and it all went downhill from there. He started watching Barney on these computers regularly, even though I thought it was terrible from the age of 6, and he was like 18-21, and still watching it. The amount of times I was exposed Barney through Ben was numerous to cause tramua. Thus, I wanted to expose him to "better material", like Cannibal Corpse, by sitting to the computer next to him and playing it there in hopes I he might turn into a sapient being.
Then, commentaries came along on this user named "jeremycrispovideo", who was trying to defend Barney from BlackBusterCritic and failing at it. These commentaries gave me legitimate reasons to hate Barney, so that I would be able to tell this "Ben" fellow just why he shouldn't be watching it. Still, he didn't listen and kept watching it to my traumatized self.
Then, the shit hit the fan. I checked the cable listings, with MLP coming on after Barney and Friends. I immediately thought nothing of it, but went on the internet to realize that people actually liked MLP. At this point, I was like, "Am I in Bizarro World?". Not because of the girliness, but because of the fact that people liked a show that was in such a proximity to the show that I was trying to tell this fellow to not like. Considering how the show was strictly made for toddlers, I ended up going insane considering how this could be. I still don't know to this very day.
And now you know. The trauma still haunts me..when it's brought up.
@condottiera: I was watching it this whole time, but hating it this whole time. Made it up to the middle of Season 2 within 1 year and 4 months...because of the station. NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE WELCOMED! *hides in the corner of the basement*
edited 31st Aug '12 6:50:22 PM by x86x2
Someone wake me from this nightmare, I've become my darkest fear...