edited 20th Sep '11 9:52:29 PM by CentralAvenue

Why is the thought of Assertive Twilight so amusing to me?

^Because it's so very at odds with Socially Awkward Twilight?

...you know sometimes I feel guilty for finding twisting this show amusing.

Actually, if Twilight ever did show romantic interest in someone I could see it turning out like Look Before You Sleep, with her following some book of dating advice to the letter.

^^ Why should you feel guilty for that? Twisting this show is amusing.

Also my mind leaped to the Happy Tree Friends crossover and you are the only one who knows what i'm talking about here

x5 I could see Twilight being assertive in a relationship. She may have been awkward as hell at the beginning and in certain situations, but she can also be fairly bossy amongst her friends.

edited 20th Sep '11 10:07:01 PM by Crowfall

Great, now you have me wanting to go find it and post it here.

(I feel guilty because twisting this show is apparently frowned upon)

Also, I find it creepy that the pegasi probably intentionally cause natural disasters.

^It was a continuation of the Rape as Comedy thing.

edited 20th Sep '11 10:08:23 PM by AnonymousUser

^If they do, I'm sure they clear most of the people and animals out well beforehand. There's really no reason to do natural disasters like mudslides and things like that, either - forest fires I can see, but.

So she'd follow some bad dating advice like in My Little Pony Tales? It'd be another connection to Bright Eyes!

It's just bizarre...Twilight has absolutely mastered the "bedroom eyes" look.

I doubt they do, at least normally. The worst they have are probably storms like the one in Look Before You Sleep. I think they regulate the weather themselves so that natural disasters don't happen as often.

edited 20th Sep '11 10:11:18 PM by JapaneseTeeth

Who says they cause natural disasters? The most destructive thing we've seen them make is that storm, it isn't like they need to cause hurricanes or anything.

That just makes it hotter. I mean, er...

Good luck with that. It was split between, like, 3 separate conversations.

...I could summarize though, but I doubt anyone's interested.

So any "natural" disasters they make would be more like scheduled demolitions, eh?

...is it creepy that I think rapist Twilight is kinda funny?

And perhaps I should doubt the pegasi causing natural disasters after all.

^^I am, but I participated.

edited 20th Sep '11 10:16:36 PM by AnonymousUser

I think rapist Twilight is kinda funny. And kinda hot.

Am I joking? I'll never tell.

Of course I think intentionally twisting her into a self-righteous bitch who uses her intellect to artificially inflate her ego is amusing

Ok, so, the Happy Tree Friends thing...

Warning: "It was funny at 3 AM" ahead

Twilight and friends are insanely bored, so Rainbow suggests they go to Happy Treeville and kill everyone. So they do, and predictably it becomes a bloodbath. Pinkie strangles Disco Bear with a jump rope. Rarity sees the blood everywhere and tries to run away before she gets any on her, but she ends up running blindly down a hill and accidentally impales one of the Tree Friends on her horn in the process, after which she faints.

Then they decide this is "boring" and go to Las Haygas, where Pinkie Pie tries cocaine but ends up overdosing, and the doctors say that it's "a miracle" that she's not dead. Then Twilight writes a letter to Princess Celestia about how they learned the importance of moderation.

...You know, I couldn't stop giggling the entire time I was typing this

edited 20th Sep '11 10:27:29 PM by CentralAvenue

I'm laughing like a moron

edited 20th Sep '11 10:28:52 PM by AnonymousUser

I believe this Twilight expression I drew is an appropriate response here.

She's freaked out, but also somewhat intrigued.

^^...would it be okay with you if I made avatars of some of your drawings?

edited 20th Sep '11 10:55:47 PM by AnonymousUser

Sure, go right ahead. Just remember to tell them where you got them from if anyone asks.

...this is what I get for watching other cartoons all day. I come back, 5 pages more on the forum, and I am in no way prepared for what I read. Seriously, Rapist Twilight?

Although come to think of it, didn't cartoonlion do a series lately of deharmonized futashy raping twilight? And Dumbbell, but I think only I'm interested in that one...

It's funny how we went from Asexual Twilight to Rapist Twilight in less than a page.