Celestia: Twilight, Luna is under attack by the evil forces of Discord, I'm off to Canterlot to aid her.
Twilight: But Celestia, what will happen to you?
Celestia: I'll take the Elements of Harmony to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Rainbow Dash.
Twilight: Zecora!
Zecora: Don't worry, Twilight, The Elements of Harmony promise that Celestia will safely return.
Celestia: Enough! My ship sails in the morning! I wonder what's for dinner?
Rainbow: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I can eat a cockatrice!

{ONE MONTH LATER}

Twilight: A whole month gone, and still no word...
Zecora: I'm certain Celestia's alright.
Rainbow: Yeah! That ol' Discord's no match for Celestia!
Twilight: Rainbow, go to Canterlot and find Celestia.
Rainbow: Great! I can't wait to bomb some Diamond Dogs!

{LATER STILL...}

Twilight: Wake up, Zecora, we're going to Canterlot.
Zecora: Alright, dear, I'll get the Elements Of Harmony...

edited 15th Sep '11 9:00:35 AM by Psyga315

Discord: Join me, Rainbow Dash, and I will make your face the greatest in Equestria, or else you will die!

Rainbow Dash: *throws Elements of Harmony*

Discord: No! Not into the statue! It BUUUUUUURRRNNNNSS!

edited 15th Sep '11 9:13:58 AM by JapaneseTeeth

Twilight: "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
Discord: "It was not by my hand that I am once again turned to flesh. I was called here by... ponies... who embraced my essence!"
Twilight: "Embraced!?! You steal mares' souls and make them your slaves!"
Discord: "Perhaps the same could be said of Princess Celestia..."
Twilight: "Your ideas are as mismatched as your limbs! Ponykind ill needs a plague such as you!"
Discord: "What is a pony?! A miserable little pile of secrets and lies! But-"
Pinkie Pie: "Hey, that's what I said!"
Everyone: "..."

edited 15th Sep '11 9:18:33 AM by Kerrah

Discord: You DARE bring light *

^{The screen cuts to a shot of Light Yagami for brief second}

to my lair? YOU MUST DIE! (BOOM! BOOM!)
{Battle ensues}
Discord: THE CHAINS! NO! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF- {gets stoned}

{later...}

Twilight: Celestia!
Celestia: You SAVED me!
Spike: Here's the traitor, your majesty!
Luna: Please! Your omnipotence! Have mercy!
Celestia: Oh, you can have mercy... {floor under Luna comes off as she falls into a cannon} ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAA! BEAYCH! {gets sent to the moon}
Twilight: I wonder what happened to Rainbow Dash...
Trixie: Oh, he was a bore anyway.
Twilight: {takes mirror} Stop looking at yourself! {smashes it}
Rainbow: What happened?
Twilight: Nothing Rainbow Dash, we're just about to have a feast.
Rainbow: Great!

{Everyone Laughs}

Twilight: Uh, what are we having for dinner, anyway?
Celestia: YOUUUUUUUU! {cocks shotgun}
Twilight: Oh no! {Shotgun blast}
Spike: Bang.
Celestia: Dig in, boys, it's SUPPERTIME!

edited 15th Sep '11 9:27:22 AM by Psyga315

I'm expecting a video of Discord singing Edward Khil's Trolololo song at some point.

You lost the game.

My young stead of small stature.

My young stead of small stature.

My young stead of small stature. I questioned what the meaning of having a close acquaintance meant.

My young stead of small stature. Until you all shared this witchery with me.

Grand wandering, large quantity of enjoyment, a heart of wondrous looks, of faith and strength, sharing respect, an easy skill to achieve, and this is finished with witchery.

My young stead of small stature. Have you heard that I have great respect for you?

Altering my word: I apologize, I wrote my words after a Japanese warrior of no honor has written his.

edited 15th Sep '11 9:30:47 AM by colinispower

I know, let's put Discord against Kyubey in a staring contest!

Discord: Octavia never told you what happened to your father.
Pinkie Pie: She told me enough! She told me you trolled him into oblivion!
Discord: No, I am your father.
Pinkie Pie: Noooo! That's impossible!
Discord: Search your feelings, you know them to be true. Join me Pinkamena, we can overthrow the Princess and party the kingdom like father and daughter.

edited 15th Sep '11 9:42:58 AM by Calnos

{Rainbow Dash confronts Octavia and is about to lay the finishing blow as Twilight Sparkle carries Fluttershy out of the battle area.}

Rainbow Dash (to Octavia): Don't worry, Pinkie Pie. I'm not going to leave you behind. It really sucks, doesn't it? Being alone? It's okay... We can be together. Pinkie Pie...

{blows Octavia, taking her as well.)

Not a meme per se, but if you watched enough MLP fan vids, you will know what this is alluding to.

edited 15th Sep '11 10:35:33 AM by Psyga315

"No! I must kill the chimeras!"

The radio said, "No Pinkie Pie, you are the chimeras."

An then Pinkie Pie was a draconequus.

I hate all of you. But mostly myself for laughing at these.

Draconequus has been confirmed as the word, then?

Discord is Luna and Celestia's older half-brother. Their mother was the first alicorn; Discord's father was the first dragon. After Discord was born, he drove his parents apart, resulting in the general antipathy between dragonkind and ponykind; the alicorn Queen then remarried (another alicorn, I dunno), and later gave birth to the Princesses.

edited 15th Sep '11 10:03:51 AM by RedSavant

The CMC field trip clip is up on the The Hub website, they spell it Dragonokis

Errr... I didn't get most of those that came after mine... except for the Symphony of the Night one...

Help? Please?

It's spelled "per se". It's Latin for "by itself".

(Incidentally, "perse" is Finnish for "ass".)

/themoreyouknow

edited 15th Sep '11 10:32:09 AM by Kerrah

The meaning of 'persay' is clear for all intensive purposes. Their's no confusion.

Just saw the clip.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Demonic Invokers?

I would never say that Discord's head looks like a pony, but oh well.

My GOD this is catchy...

Okay, I know this whole "memefest" is done (I think) but this inspired me...

RAINBOW DASH VS. OCTAVIA ALTERNATE VERSION!

Rainbow Dash: My friend is dead! She's gone! But she's right there on my back! And here in my heart! SHE LIVES ON AS A PART OF ME! If you're going to fly, fly to the heavens! No matter what's in my way, I won't stop! Once I flown through, it means that I have won!
Octavia: You what? What are you talking about?
Rainbow Dash: Just who the hell do you think I am? I'm Rainbow Dash! I'm not my friend! I'M ME! RAINBOW DASH THE FLIER!

{fight ensues}

Rainbow Dash:... Finishing Move! SONIC... RAIN... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

{kicks Octavia's ass}

Re:Actually Comma: I would argue the irony of someone making apologies for "persay" rather than "per se" having used the wrong 'there', but...

only a few days to go. Everyone excited!?

We we we we so excited. We so excited. We looking forward to the weekend.

I think everypony is so excited we've taken to posting random things just to burn off the excessive buildup of excitement.

—R.J.

Do you guys actually think the seaponies are gonna show up?

Part of me wants to see them go SHOO-BE-DOO again. Even if it's just a little reference