@Ginger: The qualities of a lot of quantum-level particles change when they're observed. It's weird as hell, but so is most of quantum physics. Anyway, the thread moves faster when it's not being observed, so... =)
Incidentally, I'm working on
Hearts' if you're interested.
Can you think inside the chimney?
Because one of the most basic elements of Quantum theory is that the observation of an object alters it's properties. Thusly, when the thread is observed it moves slower than when it is not observed (Note that this is only by the observer of the effect - it does not apply to the other thread-goers.)
So this thread moves too quickly?
^But only when you're not prepared for it.
Can you think inside the chimney?
It seems to have slowed down to a reasonable pace now. It should be back to past the speed of light in the morning.
Thread activity will surge as the episode airs.
Well if it's midnight there, you've got about 11 hours. you could always, you know, get some sleep for it.
Get a powernap and drink some Powerthirst, then.
^Alternate order: Drink some Powerthirst and punch the concept of sleep in the face!
Can you think inside the chimney?
It's how the thread will go very very slow when your sitting there hitting refresh every few minutes, but if you go away from it for a bit, it jumps forward very quickly.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Basically the internet equivalent of the "a watched pot never boils".
Too many lurkers lags the thread?
I think we need to do some scientific like experiments, quick get the caulonders covered in electrodes and wires
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Basically the way we observe particles affects them too, so we can either only observe their present momentum/direction, but unable to predict position, or vice versa. Internet-ized it would sound something like: too many refreshes lags the whole thread but leaves you sure of what's being talked about and allowing a lot of posts to be added at once leaves you confused.
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I liked Over A Barrel too.
Tick Tock, goes the clock/ He cradled and he rocked her/ Tick Tock, goes the clock/Till River kills the Doctor.
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As did I.
edited 13th Jan '12 8:57:54 PM by takashi.0
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