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#651 Zeromaeus Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:20:36 PM from Neo Arcadia from Neo Arcadia

Spike is a dragon. Five hundred years of age could be considered infantile to a dragon. Just say he's older than he looks.

...
Now I'm justifying a ship...
SHIPPERRRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!

EDIT: I am the page topper. It is me.

edited 14th Mar '11 9:21:45 PM by Zeromaeus

Home Stuck. That is all.

#652 Scrounge Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:29:22 PM from The Wall. from The Wall.

...Or you could just split the difference and ship him with Sweetie Belle. (He'd settle.)

"Adventure" is just a fancy word for "near-death experience".

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#653 Zeromaeus Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:35:10 PM from Neo Arcadia from Neo Arcadia

Meh. Still don't care enough to argue. As long as Spike stays funny, I don't care if he gets paired with Rarity, or Sweety Belle, or Derpy or whoever.

Home Stuck. That is all.

#654 boobustuber Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:37:25 PM from A land of potatoes from A land of potatoes

Hilarity would ensue if Sweetie Belle had a crush on him.

#655 Kyler Thatch Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:41:26 PM from the bottom of my heart from the bottom of my heart

Sweetie Belle —> Spike —> Rarity —> Celestia's nephew What's-His-Face

Love Dodecahedron, much?

(Also, apparently potholes and angle brackets don't get along with each other.)

edited 14th Mar '11 9:42:25 PM by KylerThatch

But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly dry mess...

#656 Deathonabun Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:44:25 PM from the bedroom from the bedroom

Sweetie Belle —> Spike —> Rarity —> Celestia's nephew What's-His-Face —> Rainbow Dash —> Scootaloo —> Sweetie Belle

Would be a bit more ~~interesting~~ disturbing.

What can I say, I'm an all consuming vortex of homosexuality. -Inane242

#657 Ori Doodle Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:46:22 PM from RAWR from RAWR

Ugh i do NOT like shipping in this show. :(

but that's all I'll say about that, cause I ship plenty of other things.

I'm the Commander of these words. I'm the Queen of this story. I'm the God of my World. I am a writer, and I finish the shit that I start

#658 Zeromaeus Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:47:43 PM from Neo Arcadia from Neo Arcadia

Rainbow Dash -> Scootaloo!?
Yikes.

Home Stuck. That is all.

#659 Gelzo Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:48:07 PM from the vault from the vault

I don;t like shipping in this show either.

Unless it involves Rainbow Dash, because that;s just funny.

Ruining everything forever.

#660 Kyler Thatch Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:50:08 PM from the bottom of my heart from the bottom of my heart

Do lighten up, we're just doing it for laughs. Right, guys?

...guys?

...what do you mean, "you're actually serious about this"?

._.

But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly dry mess...

#661 Zeromaeus Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:51:44 PM from Neo Arcadia from Neo Arcadia

I'll give this a try:
Rainbow Dash <—-> Everypony
Am I doing it right?

Home Stuck. That is all.

#662 Scrounge Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:53:13 PM from The Wall. from The Wall.

Yeah, the only real shipping I'd do seriously is Rainbow Dash -> One of the Wonderbolts. (The end of Sonic Rainboom was spectacularly unsubtle, right? It wasn't just me?)

For the sake of just messing around, though, I'd be willing to ship anyone with anyone as long as it's not too squicky.

"Adventure" is just a fancy word for "near-death experience".

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#663 Deathonabun Mon, 14th Mar '11 9:59:19 PM from the bedroom from the bedroom

I just think that ponies are cute and even cuter as couples. Maaaaybe that's just me.

What can I say, I'm an all consuming vortex of homosexuality. -Inane242

#664 boobustuber Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:00:53 PM from A land of potatoes from A land of potatoes

Romance is boring. Friendship forever.

#665 Zeromaeus Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:02:06 PM from Neo Arcadia from Neo Arcadia

Friendship is boring. Bloody rivalry forever!

Home Stuck. That is all.

#666 Gelzo Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:12:32 PM from the vault from the vault

The end of Sonic Rainboom was spectacularly unsubtle, right? It wasn't just me?

That honestly did not come to mind for me at all.

Ruining everything forever.

#667 Kyler Thatch Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:13:44 PM from the bottom of my heart from the bottom of my heart

I probably wouldn't have noticed it either, if I wasn't already primed to expect it when I first watched the episode.

But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly dry mess...

#668 Deathonabun Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:17:30 PM from the bedroom from the bedroom

Bah. You can read subtext into anything. The beginning of Sonic Rainboom is also quite suggestive if you think about it too much.

...But I agree. Dash has quite the obsession with the Wonderbolts, and flies off in the sunset with two (male) Wonderbolts, one in each hoof. Just a tad suggestive.

What can I say, I'm an all consuming vortex of homosexuality. -Inane242

#669 Zeromaeus Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:18:43 PM from Neo Arcadia from Neo Arcadia

???

(started watching at the first of the double Cutie Mark Brigade episodes)
(Has only seen the titular rainboom)

Home Stuck. That is all.

#670 Deathonabun Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:21:51 PM from the bedroom from the bedroom

"Now! What have we learned?"

"Loss of Control."

"Good."

"Screaming and hollering."

"Yes! And most importantly...?"

"Passion!"

"Right!"

Just more hints of Rainbow Dash's secret lesbian training.

What can I say, I'm an all consuming vortex of homosexuality. -Inane242

#671 Zeromaeus Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:34:06 PM from Neo Arcadia from Neo Arcadia

Thats hilarious. Rainbow Dash is the Yoda of lesbian ponies... or something.

Home Stuck. That is all.

#672 Deathonabun Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:41:09 PM from the bedroom from the bedroom

"Stretch out your legs, you must. Nice and loose, they shall be."

What can I say, I'm an all consuming vortex of homosexuality. -Inane242

#673 kegisak Mon, 14th Mar '11 10:57:43 PM

See, there's a very fine line for me where shipping is acceptable in this show. I'm all for it when it stays classy, but when it get's into saucier territory, well...Basically, Ponies Cuddling and the like is adorable. 'intimacy' is kinda weird.

In other news, apparently Friendship is not, in fact, Magic. Friendship is

SCIENCE!

#674 Kyler Thatch Mon, 14th Mar '11 11:03:09 PM from the bottom of my heart from the bottom of my heart

They've done enough experimentation to blur the line between magic and science.

But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly dry mess...

#675 Sand Josieph Mon, 14th Mar '11 11:30:19 PM from Grand Galloping Galaday from Grand Galloping Galaday

That was so awesome I had to make a comment on it! In fact, I might make a comment on it...then another comment on it! Is it possible to comment twice? **ponders**

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