You're making improper assumptions about her motivations. Berry just wants Rarity to take off her clothes because they offend her fashion sense.
Pony drunk texting would be the best thing ever.
Assuming they could text with hooves, of course.
I've got one word for you, Watson. Pygmies.
I thought it was because it was getting hot in there.
Don't know why I left the homestead
I really must confess
Wheely Bopper's special talent is making crop circles?
I've got one word for you, Watson. Pygmies.

Apple family cider don't have alcohol or anything what could make us drunk, by us I mean humans.
Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.
I return, though my absence was not all that long!
Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.
That guy with the weird, not pony related in the slightest, avatars.
Or that other guy, I'm not quite sure.
Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.
Parker Posey! That's who Posey's name reminds me of! Sorry, that's been bugging me for a while.
I've got one word for you, Watson. Pygmies.
'Twould be better to get the uni stuff out of the way as soon as possible, Apple. I know this from experience.
@Apple: I agree with Meta. Focus on the school stuff. The fanfic has no deadline; you can do that whenever and not as much hangs in the balance if you don't get it done. Don't put it off or you'll be kicking yourself later.