I haven't had one since I was a little kid.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Burger King always had better toys, anyway. I've still got my
Revenge of the Sith C3-PO from eight years ago.
I've got one word for you, Watson. Pygmies.
I've gotten exactly one happy meal toy in my life. It was a crappy plastic green dragon. I kept it for years as a random minion in my toy army. Then I decided to burn it in a pie tin full of gasoline.
Fun Fact: I still camp the Happy Meal cycles everytime they change to see if anything interesting goes up for grabs.
Do they still do that stupid thing were they segregate the girls' and boys' toys?
I've got one word for you, Watson. Pygmies.
The first thing the latest version of Flash did was freeze my computer. That doesn't bode well.
They totally still do the stupid thing where they separate girls' and boys' toys. Even with ponies, which given the sheer scope of the fanbase is kind of bizarre. They honestly kind of aren't 'girls' toys' anymore, are they? They've just become toys.
Just asking the child which toy they'd prefer really can't be that difficult.
I've got one word for you, Watson. Pygmies.
I have a Dick Dasterdy's Mean Machine toy. But I think I got it from Burger King. I can't remember.
It's because ponies are smaller than horses, I think. And that did something. I'm too tired.
But yeah, horses are badass motherfuckers.
edited 20th Jun '13 8:04:00 AM by Steventheman
What makes a man turn neutral..?
@Keg Maybe My Little Pony itself is responsible for that.
I've got one word for you, Watson. Pygmies.
Re: Segregation: That's ass-backward corporations for you. That does remind me of a picture I saw floating around sometime near the end of season 1 that showed a pony Happy Meal toy and the receipt where the savvy cashier had billed it as "boy's toy".
I think the "All girls love ponies" thing is probably a result horses being "girlified". Horses are manly beasts, trampling your enemies before you and whatnot. So they shrunk them down to make them cuter, and it turned into the "girly" version of a horse. Yeah, it's dumb, but that's how culture works.