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#345051 Purple Dalek Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:29:58 AM from Betelgeuse

I would watch this movie. I would watch the shit out of it.

Okie dokie loki motherbucker!

I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis. I'm so cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.

#345052 Steventheman Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:31:20 AM from Wales

Old Twilight went and drank God's blood to become a god.

I hear that she's currently trying to get all human weaponry destroyed. Partly my fault.

edited 3rd Mar '13 9:33:59 AM by Steventheman

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#345053 Lightning Dust Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:35:20 AM from Cloudsdale

She "leveled up."

She completed the final work of Star Swirl the Bearded, and unleashed a whole new kind of magic never seen before in modern Equestria

Fuck...

#345054 Japanese Teeth Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:35:54 AM from Meinong's jungle

Good luck, Lightning. RD has an in with the top brass now.

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#345055 Sydxelia Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:37:26 AM

Fuck...

Jealous, L.S.D.?

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#345056 Steventheman Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:38:09 AM from Wales

Lightning, me and you gotta stick together now. We both got a grudge against the Elements. You're not a fan of Dash, and I didn't appreciate Twilight putting two rounds in me.

If we work together, we can get them both.

I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.

#345057 Purple Dalek Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:38:49 AM from Betelgeuse

Don't worry, Lightning Dust. I like you.

NOT

I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis. I'm so cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.

#345058 Lightning Dust Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:43:02 AM from Cloudsdale

Jealous, L.S.D.?

Ye... NO! Why would I be jealous? I'm still the best flyer in Equestria!

And don't call me L.S.D. My name is Lightning S. Dust!

#345059 Purple Dalek Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:44:39 AM from Betelgeuse

So is your middle name Susan? Because I never got an answer.

I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis. I'm so cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.

#345060 storyyeller Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:46:43 AM from Appleloosa

I wish he'd said they shortened it because they couldn't fit it all in.

What's that a Continuity Nod too?

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#345061 Lightning Dust Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:47:26 AM from Cloudsdale

So is your middle name Susan? Because I never got an answer.

No. It's *mumble*.

#345062 storyyeller Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:49:07 AM from Appleloosa

Pinkie's type randomly changes whenever she's attacked. Any attack she uses takes on a random type instead of the move's usual type.

She's Porygon?

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#345063 The Freeman Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:50:19 AM from Hialeah,FL.

Sushi? Swede? Sausage? Sauron? Saurumon? Senpai?

#345064 storyyeller Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:50:31 AM from Appleloosa

So is your middle name Susan? Because I never got an answer.

If it weren't for the period, I'd suggest that her middle name actually is S, like Harry S Truman.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#345065 Sydxelia Sun, 3rd Mar '13 9:52:41 AM

No. It's *mumble*.

I'm sorry, what was that?

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#345066 Lightning Dust Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:01:12 AM from Cloudsdale

*mumble*.

#345067 Sereg Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:07:16 AM from South Africa

What's that a Continuity Nod too?

Golden "Carrot Top" Harvest said that to explain why they got Celestia's name wrong in Swarm of the Century.

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#345068 Sydxelia Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:10:17 AM

*mumble*.

Didn't quite catch that.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#345069 Super Gex Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:21:05 AM from Sterrance

LD, can you time travel? Lightning is magical like that.

edited 3rd Mar '13 10:21:10 AM by SuperGex

C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

#345070 Purple Dalek Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:23:51 AM from Betelgeuse

Only if she hits 88mph.

I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis. I'm so cool, you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.

#345071 Sydxelia Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:31:41 AM

You still here, Lightning?

Hello?

Looks like the L.S.D. has run out, guys.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#345072 Irish Zombie Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:34:34 AM from Texas

I'm gonna go with her middle name being "Star".

Lightning Star Dust.

Oh, no! They've all transformed into giant, Swedish, lederhosen-clad yodelers! Run!

#345073 Sydxelia Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:38:18 AM

Looks more like it's something she doesn't want us to know about. Something super-duper embarrassing.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#345074 Irish Zombie Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:40:20 AM from Texas

Maybe it's just because her middle name lead to a bunch of "stardust" jokes when she was a kid.

Though now that I think of it, I can't think of what those jokes might actually be.

edited 3rd Mar '13 10:40:50 AM by IrishZombie

Oh, no! They've all transformed into giant, Swedish, lederhosen-clad yodelers! Run!

#345075 Calnos Sun, 3rd Mar '13 10:42:21 AM from Nowhere

Clearly its Sunshine, and its legally her first name and Lightning is the middle, she just doesn't want us to know.

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