#345044Lightning DustSun, 3rd Mar '13 9:11:32 AMfrom Cloudsdale
Aw man, what the buck?I got screwed over! I should be right up front where that purple bitch with the wings is!
#345045SydxeliaSun, 3rd Mar '13 9:19:01 AM
*groan* Hi, L.S.D.
You never did tell us what the "S" really stands for. I know it's not "Storm".
Oh, and "that purple bitch with the wings" is your new princess. Princess Twilight Sparkle, to be exact. Show her some respect. I hear she's learning Celestia's "send 'em to the moon" spell.
"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess."
~ edvedd
#345046Ace Of ScarabsSun, 3rd Mar '13 9:20:26 AMfrom Singapore
Well, at least she'd be the best flier on the moon after that :V
#345047Lightning DustSun, 3rd Mar '13 9:22:44 AMfrom Cloudsdale
What the hay? THAT'S Twilight Sparkle? What happened to her?
#345048SydxeliaSun, 3rd Mar '13 9:23:53 AM
She "leveled up."
"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess."
~ edvedd
#345049Ace Of ScarabsSun, 3rd Mar '13 9:24:34 AMfrom Singapore
She completed the final work of Star Swirl the Bearded, and unleashed a whole new kind of magic never seen before in modern Equestria (Spoiler: the last time such magic was seen was during the pre-historic era of Dream Valley and Paradise Estate).