We all know who Chuck Norris would be.

Eeyup.

Tom Dan .

Tonight I dress as mad scientist of foreign origin and rotting disposition, Yes. Ze children, they laugh, yes.

Now , this evening I think maybe sing This Is Nightmare Night. Good or no good, yes?

edited 31st Oct '11 4:10:22 PM by MousaThe14

Yesterday we all agreed Big Mac is the Ponyville equivalent of Chuck Norris, but better.

Me gusta.

Tom Dan would clearly be "The Rock"

''A big bad dragon was stomping around

Canterlot City like a big playground

When suddenly Trixie burst from the shade

And hit that dragon with a trick grenade

That dragon got pissed and began to attack

But didn’t expect to be roped by Applejack

Who preceded to open up a can of Apple fu''

Help me finish troper bronies!!!

Lopan, superman, every single power ranger.

Tom Dan can fit in there!!!

edited 31st Oct '11 4:18:51 PM by ApplelightLimited

Love your current avatar, Sky Strike. We should use this Rainbow Dash pic on the Characters page.

Why you only ask Finish Troper Bronies for help?

edited 31st Oct '11 4:16:54 PM by DeathCloud

OH YOU!

I meant help me finish the song...

Every single power ranger would be the wonderbolts

Darth Vader would be Nightmare Moon

The carebear stare would be... guess

gandalf the grey would be Luna

gandalf the white would be Celestia

But it's fanart.

edited 31st Oct '11 4:21:23 PM by SkyStrike

(Somepony), Davenport, every single Wonderbolt.....

Quick, who else ryhmes with 'ort'.

Discord?

It isn't perfect, and there might be another place to use him

Voldemort?

edited 31st Oct '11 4:23:12 PM by SkyStrike

When the CMC came out of the blue

And they started beating up on Applejack

Who called on her phone for Big Mac

But before he could come to Canterlot

Lyra showed up and fired a shot

And Braeburn showed up and looked really hot (lolidunno I can't rhyme)

They blew Trixie away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But Bon Bon showed up and dragged Trixie away

Because Ursa Major came to save the day

I want Fluttershy being Rayquaza to be canon. Right now.

I hope you don't find any rimes for Big Mac for Chuck Norris part :D>

Thank you for your effervescent optimism.

Then the ground opened up... with a mighty crack...
Tunneling from the core... up came Big Mac.
Who delivered a kick... that could splinter trees...
Straight into one... of Discord's knees.

edited 31st Oct '11 4:56:34 PM by RedSavant

You're all gonna hate me for this, I know it

But hey, now you know how it sounds, to celebrate Halloween Nightmare Night.

Sorry about my dog.

Colts and fillies of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us to our delight
We’ll all show you Nightmare Night

This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Apples scream in the dead of night
This is Nightmare Night, everypony run in fright
Trick or treat till the neighbors run into the night
It's our town, everypony neigh
In this town of Ponies, yay~

I am record scratching from downstairs
With glowing red eyes to raise your hairs

I the enchantress of the forest outside
Potions and chants and stripes on my hide

This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night

Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
In this town we call home
Everypony hail to the Moon Princess In this town, don't we love it now?
Everypony's waiting for that silly Surprise

Round that corner, pony hiding in the trash won’t he
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...

Neigh! This is Nightmare Night
Slimy green, a creepy sight!
Oh the horror!

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with Luna in the dead of night

Everypony neigh, everpony neigh\ In our town of Ponies, yay~!

I am the pony with the single eye
Glitched in flash to make you cry

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I kicked the wind blowing through your hair

I am the troll in the sun of your day
Making you wish the night would stay

This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!

To all the ponies everywhere,
the night's no fun without a good scare

That's our job, a friendly fright,
on the eve of Nightmare Night

In this town

Don't we love it now?
Everypody's waiting for that silly Surprise

Pinkamena Pie might catch you if you lie
And scream like filly
Make you jump out of your fur
This is Nightmare Night, everypony neigh
Won't ya please make way for a very special girl
Our mare Luna is Princess of the Moon Prank
Everypony hail to the Moon Princess now!

This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!

In this town we call home
Everypony hail to the Moon Princess

La la la la-la la

Ow!

We're just so musical tonight. I pity the pony who decides to do the big list for Ultimate Showdown.

edited 31st Oct '11 5:01:36 PM by SkyStrike

See its shit like this that makes me feel like a terrible member of the fandom.

There's no way I could come up with crap like

edited 31st Oct '11 5:03:05 PM by gingerninja666

Nice effort. Here's mine:

A big bad dragon was stompin’ around

Canterlot City like a big playground

When suddenly Trixie burst from the shade

And hit that dragon with a trick grenade

The dragon got pissed and began to attack

But didn’t expect to be roped by Applejack

Who preceded to open up a can of Apple fu

When Lyra and Bon Bon came outta the blue

And they starting beating up our farm pony

Before they all got flattened by Trixie’s RV

But before the Great And Powerful could further resume

Discord returned from his stone based tomb

And took a glass of chocolate milk out from behind his back

Blew Trixie away just as easy as that

But then he balked in fear and ran away

Because Stevin Magnet had came to save the day.

edited 31st Oct '11 5:10:33 PM by ApplelightLimited