My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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#314526 from Over there. Maybe?
@Steven: And it caused Sweetie to fall unconscious.
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#314527 from Fort Worth, Texas
Sweetie, you're in the top three of most adorable Crusader, but your singing voice just killed a pony.

From most adorable to least adorable: Sweetie Belle, Babs Seed, Scootaloo, Applebloom.

Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.
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#314528 from Over there. Maybe?
[up]Apple Bloom is sad.
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#314529 from Wales
Applejack has cottoned on to the fact that Scootaloo has been systematically shitting herself every time an owl hooted.
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#314530 from Over there. Maybe?
AJ's job is to notice things. That's how the militia stays alert.
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#314531
Sweetie, you're in the top three for most adorable Crusader, but your singing voice just killed a pony.

...ON!!! THE!!! WAAAALLLL!!!!! [lol]
Pronounced "Sid-zellia"
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#314532 from Wales
And now Dream!Scootaloo is going to die.

No, wait! It's Luna! Scootaloo is safe.

edited 9th Dec '12 9:38:00 PM by Steventheman

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#314533 from Over there. Maybe?
And die in the real world?
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#314534 from riding the wave
Worst training simulator, ever.
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
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#314535 from Fort Worth, Texas
Apple Bloom is sad.

Hey she'd still be in the top 3 if she hadn't let Babs join.

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#314536 from Wales
That's Dash's next story. Just to fuck with Scoots.
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#314537
AJ's heard it all before.

AJ: Where's his brain?
RD: You don't wanna know.
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#314538 from Over there. Maybe?
@Steve: Luna is in your head.
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#314539 from Fort Worth, Texas
And now Dream!Scootaloo is going to die.

No, wait! It's Luna! Scootaloo is safe.

Why would she be safe? Aren't all the characters vicious murder-rapists in your bizzaro version of the show?
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#314540 from Wales
So she knows about that little run in with Molestia?

I better send her my therapist's number. No way is being in MY head healthy.

edited 9th Dec '12 9:39:40 PM by Steventheman

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#314541 from riding the wave
I bet Luna still thinks Inception jokes are hilarious.
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
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#314542 from Wales
@Bluespade

Luna prefers to kill her enemies. Scootaloo is neutral, and not worth the effort.

And not all of them are rapists. Murderers, certainly.

edited 9th Dec '12 9:40:46 PM by Steventheman

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#314543 from Over there. Maybe?
[up][up]Still behind the times.

edited 9th Dec '12 9:40:47 PM by edvedd

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#314544 from Wales
Poor, poor Luna...
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#314545 from Over there. Maybe?
The dream is falling apart!
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#314546 from riding the wave
Huzzah, the dream depth has been doubled!
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
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#314547 from Wales
DDDDDRRRRRRRRRR!!

And Luna likes to go into dreams? What if she saw a sexual dream about herself? Would she go into the dream, just to mess with the dreamer's head?

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#314548 from Over there. Maybe?
[up]She'd book it right outta that dream yelling 'NAY NAY NAY' all the way out.
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#314549 from Appleloosa
beating her with soap in a sock

Why soap in a sock?
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#314550 from riding the wave
Would she go into the dream, just to mess with the dreamer's head?
The awkwardness has been doubled.
That would be running a punchline into the ground.