Oh shit, Scootaloo has gone to Silent Hill.
edited 9th Dec '12 8:56:52 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
UFO End.
Also, it just occurred to me: Who the hell looks after Scootaloo and gave her permission for this trip?
And rusty horseshoe isn't as scary as rusty machete, designed for cutting wings off...
edited 9th Dec '12 8:57:43 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Where are her parents? Do they realise that Scoots basically prefers Dash over them? It must be heartbreaking for them.
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
What the hell?
Why is Luna there? There's a psychotic murderer about!
edited 9th Dec '12 9:00:33 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
@Blue: Close enough. She's a sleeper agent with orders to eliminate the elite of Canterlot when she reaches 18.
@Syd: "What are...parents?"
I'm going to go down the path of Darkest Possibility and say Abusive Parents Murder-Suicide In A Car.
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
The best timeline.
It allows for administration of hugs.
Is Sweetie leaving a river of sweat? Jesus Rarity! Give the girl a break!
edited 9th Dec '12 9:05:03 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Yeah. Espec- -Swarmed by children- HELP! MEDIC!
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
"Prepare for the glomp! You have earned one thousand hugs, beginning now!"
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
Sounds similar to something Molestia would inflict. "ONE THOUSAND CUDDLES. Then you'll take it up the arse!"
I'm still not paying her for showing me that. I only wanted to see the cuddles, not anything after that. Asking me to join in was the limit.
edited 9th Dec '12 9:12:00 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
@Steve: Now I know you're making stuff up. Molestia doesn't ask.
When I said ask, I mean she ripped my shirt off.
I've never ran so fast in my life.
Also, Scoots is driving tired. This'll end like her parents. Except without the hosepipe and the knife.
And it sorta did, in that she'd pissed a bear off.
edited 9th Dec '12 9:15:42 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.