I'm reminded of the chapter in Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger where the principal installs elevators. But he insists on them being used in an orderly fashion, so he installs one elevator that can only go up, and another that can only go down. The last lines of the chapter are "They worked perfectly. Once."
Elevators, actually. Escalators
do work only one way, but elevators that could only go up or only down have obvious consequences.
I have a message from another time...
Interesting. I wonder how that got started?
Because in D&D, Swordsages are better at being ninjas than actual ninajs are, apparently.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
@Sombra: Was the hilarity sufficient for you?
Elevators, actually. Escalators do work only one way, but elevators that could only go up or only down have obvious consequences.
Then there's the guy in
The Fiddler On The Roof who for some reason wants
stairs that only go one way.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
I KILL YOU!
I KILLYOU WITH...CHAINSAW!
*BRUMBRUMBRAAAAAAAAAAAA...*
Me am smart. Dont yu wish yu was smart liek me?
That's from the animated Cupcakes thing isn't it?
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Her chainsaw isn't as nice as my chainsaw. When people see my chainsaw, they're all like "Holy shit. That chainsaw is a nice chainsaw!"
Me am smart. Dont yu wish yu was smart liek me?
And that is the last thought they ever have.
I'll be your most trusted advisor.
Spike's already occupied that position.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Nobody ever answered my question :c
Axios!
@Sombra: Yay! Don't worry, my Lord! I have lots of skills! Lots of evil, evil skills!
Oh bloody hell, it's Sombra.
-Hides in birdcage and tries to impersonate bird-
Caw caw, motherfuckers.
edited 2nd Dec '12 8:20:09 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.