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#311326 Veni Vidi Pony Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:53:04 PM from Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

And my mother was a man and my father was a woman! Beat that, bitches.

Me am smart. Dont yu wish yu was smart liek me?

#311327 Ace Of Scarabs Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:53:31 PM from Singapore

Wing Magic, Age Spell... Twi's just a ways from leveling up :V

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#311328 Kyler Thatch Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:54:30 PM from the event horizon

Guys... It's getting uncomfortable around here with all that mudslinging... <_<

You can't expect me to be fine.

I don't expect you to care.

#311329 Sombra Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:55:16 PM

I just owe him poker money!

YOU! I thought you looked familiar.

Seriously, dude, stop holding out on me. I need that money for rent.

Also sorry to get your hopes up Sombra, but I think Chrysalis got banned. Or at least is in mod limbo.

A foul blight upon "mod limbo"!

<sigh> Why won't she respond to my Facebook friend requests?

#311330 condottiera Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:55:27 PM from Chicago

Well, that's what's great about being evil.

It's a blank check for needless agression.

@Sombra: C'mon, man, you're an almost successful Evil Overlord. Any soul sucking shape-shifting succubus would be happy to have a guy like you. Just talk to her, and take things on from there.

edited 2nd Dec '12 8:57:47 PM by condottiera

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#311331 Steventheman Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:59:36 PM from Wales

If I help you with Chrysalis, do I get my debt cancelled? Just ask Condo for the money.

(This is the weirdest shit I've ever done.)

The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.

#311332 Veni Vidi Pony Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:59:40 PM from Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

Chrysalis said something about having terrible breath. Kissing you 'was like sticking her tongue down an exhaust pipe'

Me am smart. Dont yu wish yu was smart liek me?

#311333 Kyler Thatch Sun, 2nd Dec '12 8:59:45 PM from the event horizon

Aren't they both almost-successful evil overlords? They have something in common already!

You can't expect me to be fine.

I don't expect you to care.

#311334 Perpetual Lurker Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:01:51 PM

Well, I haven't seen the thread get this weird in quite a while. Luckily, the fourth wall is only as penetrable as you allow it to be, so I'm quite safe from all you evil overlords over here in reality.

#311335 condottiera Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:01:57 PM from Chicago

Just get yourself some breath mints and start brushing your teeth. It's not too hard.

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#311336 Japanese Teeth Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:02:36 PM from Meinong's jungle

@Ace: I think this is my favorite version.

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#311337 edvedd Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:02:40 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Pretty much all the villains we've seen have a failure sheet. It's pretty embarrassing.

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#311338 condottiera Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:05:02 PM from Chicago

Well, in fiction, most villains have no choice but to fail. It's usually just how it works out.

But damn, do they have fun.

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#311339 Ace Of Scarabs Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:06:33 PM from Singapore

@JT: This is even funnier

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#311340 Japanese Teeth Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:09:08 PM from Meinong's jungle

This is a good one as well.

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#311341 Sombra Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:10:06 PM

Veni Vidi Pony, now I know you're full of horseapples, because Chrysalis and I have never kissed! Ha!

Oh...

If I help you with Chrysalis, do I get my debt cancelled? Just ask Condo for the money.

What? No. A date with Chrysalis isn't going to pay my rent.

#311342 Steventheman Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:12:10 PM from Wales

No, Sombra.

Condo is paying for your rent.

While I hide in Bolivia for a while.

The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.

#311343 kegisak Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:13:10 PM

@Storyyeller, last page: Mmm, little while after, I believe. I think around the time of Clothes Hangers, but maybe earlier than that.

#311344 condottiera Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:14:15 PM from Chicago

Well, jokes on you, because I'm totally broke.

Why do you think I have so many evil schemes?

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#311345 Veni Vidi Pony Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:14:43 PM from Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

...it's not really hiding if you tell him where...

Me am smart. Dont yu wish yu was smart liek me?

#311346 Steventheman Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:16:40 PM from Wales

Narrator: And so, Steve's plan worked. Condo got the debt, he got a holiday in South America, followed by Spain when he was banned from that entire landmass, Sombra might finally get laid and Steve is now running a small pub in Benidorm.

And that is how you avoid a £20 gambling debt!

Nah, just fucking with you. Steve got detained at Cardiff Airport. He is currently standing trial for crimes against sanity.

edited 2nd Dec '12 9:17:59 PM by Steventheman

The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.

#311347 condottiera Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:18:09 PM from Chicago

I'm not giving you a cent, Stevie Boy.

Goodnight, everybody.

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#311348 Kyler Thatch Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:18:21 PM from the event horizon

Well, in fiction, most villains have no choice but to fail. It's usually just how it works out.

But damn, do they have fun.

Nobody knows it better than Megamind.

You can't expect me to be fine.

I don't expect you to care.

#311349 Sombra Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:21:07 PM

No, Sombra.

Condo is paying for your rent.

While I hide in Bolivia for a while.

Dude, seriously. This is just wrong. I'm the one who enslaved an entire empire and turned the country into black, jagged rocks through the sheer force of my evilness. I should be the one borrowing money from you and refusing to pay it back.

#311350 Steventheman Sun, 2nd Dec '12 9:21:58 PM from Wales

-Dances like a tool-

And that is why I am the true villain, and The Bad Guy Wins!

The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.