I am not the Joker.
I am an upper-class gentleman of the nineteenth century, with refined sensibilities. Now I'm off to go pick on the Irish and steal lands from Native Americans.
Darn orphans, clogging up my streets. We could use a few less of the little brats.
So you're the villain from a Charles Dickens novel? Cool.
Also, AJ totally needs more appreciation. She deserves more press than she gets.
As for shirts, I own this one and this one. In fact, I was actually wearing the Derpy one today.
#280781d RoySat, 8th Sep '12 7:35:26 PMfrom University at Buffalo
@ATC - I am thinking of Charles Dickens as I read your post.
Ninja'd by JT.
Speaking of Applejack, I like her mane style. It is definitely my favorite among the Mane Cast.
edited 8th Sep '12 7:38:44 PM by dRoy
Let the gratuitous fanservice and zaniness be purged.
#280782condottieraSat, 8th Sep '12 7:38:53 PMfrom Chicago
For some reason, I find this to be a very accurate depiction of Spike and Rarity's relationship if they ever hook up.
Drunk!Rarity: My only Prince Charming is a little boy that's not even my species! I robbed from a cradle and made the baby a STALLION!! Corruptor of the Youth, I let myself be deflowered by mere child!! LOOK UPON ME WORLD, THE SHAMELESS WHORE TOASTS HER DEVIANCY!!!
Spike: Seriously, why do I let you get so drunk? You're much better in the sack sober.
There are three constants in the universe: creation, destruction, and Fate. Guess which one am I? - Id the Imp
#280784condottieraSat, 8th Sep '12 7:49:05 PMfrom Chicago
That's stupid, depressing, out of character, unnerving, and all kinds of wrong. I disapprove. You can certainly make something better than that.
How did you know?
Drat!
I should have killed Charles before he could publish his book. At least the fool was willing to, upon pain of excoriation, frame unlucky mister Jasper.
Avast! I must escape before the tropers catch me!
-lunges for the window-
I can buy that if and only if Rarity utterly freaks out the next day when she sobers up and realizes that she made a fool of herself. And even then I'm not sure she'd be that proud of her debauchery.
I don't think I've ever been drunk either, although I've been tipsy. I think when I get drunk it's pretty much the same as when I'm sleep deprived: everything becomes hilarious.