Never bring anything below or including a knife to a knifefight.
edited 8th Sep '12 9:00:47 PM by Steventheman
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
Knives and guns are awesome.
What they do to people, though, it is horrifying. I've seen the pictures and they were just ugly.
Let the gratuitous fanservice and zaniness be purged.
Holy shit, Twilight's dead.
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
Knifefight...
Let the gratuitous fanservice and zaniness be purged.
Actually, Steve brings up an interesting point there. For all intents and purposes, Twilight actually died in Stare Master. I wonder if it made her contemplate her own mortality at all.
@condot - You are looking for either Krav Maga or Eskrima. Both teaches defense against weapons and the latter even excels in weapon usages itself, particularly knives and sticks.
@Lurker - Most likely not. You can probably use that in fanfic, though. I guess.
@Ace - I
abhor To Aru Majutsu no Index and its related series.
edited 8th Sep '12 9:07:45 PM by dRoy
Let the gratuitous fanservice and zaniness be purged.
Twilight's dead, and now the cockatrice is all going to get up in the Cutie Mark Crusader's shit.
It is not Fluttershy's day.
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
And now the chicken's dead.
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE.
I bet Scootaloo dies first.
edited 8th Sep '12 9:09:21 PM by Steventheman
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE.
Steven's figured it out. "Stare Master" is actually the last episode chronologically, and the rest of the series is flashback and prequel episodes.
Apocalypse is the first letter of the alphabet.
Oh damn, Fluttershy is doing one of her trademarked MOTHERFUCKA speeches, co-developed with Samuel L. Jackson and R. Lee Ermey.
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Damn. That's kinda grim.
edited 8th Sep '12 9:12:10 PM by Steventheman
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
Well, she doesn't seem to remember what happened, so she definitely wasn't conscious. Beyond that, I have no idea whether it would count as death or not.
Irreversible stasis is equivalent to death, so I don't think it really matters. Not to mention how easily large, rough stone statures wear and crack and chip. If she had spent any significant amount of time turned to stone, she might not have been in any state that bringing her back would have been very pretty.
Wait, does Fluttershy not give a shit about how she's half stone?
Damn, she's hardcore.
And then she broke it with sheer force of will!
edited 8th Sep '12 9:13:42 PM by Steventheman
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
Yeah, same here.
Good night, bronies.
Let the gratuitous fanservice and zaniness be purged.
So then Twilight and the chicken have died and come back to life.
I do consider petrification to be death, as all life functions cease.
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
Wait, does Fluttershy not give a shit about how she's half stone?
Damn, she's hardcore.
And then she broke it with sheer force of will!
Yeah, on the occasions that she overcomes her crippling fears, 'Shy is a stone-cold badass.
Apocalypse is the first letter of the alphabet.