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#12626 Demoralized Ant Thu, 10th May '12 5:19:34 AM from Ponyville

Fluttershy is The Giving Tree

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#12627 Santos L Halper Thu, 10th May '12 6:10:23 AM from The KuK

Then who's The Taking Tree?

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#12628 Demoralized Ant Thu, 10th May '12 7:59:38 AM from Ponyville

Either Spike or Corrupted Rarity.

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#12629 Demoralized Ant Thu, 10th May '12 10:20:00 AM from Ponyville

Saberspark's started doing a series of funny reviews on Season 2 episodes, called "My Two Bits". Currently, he's only done reviews for Hurricane Fluttershy and MM Mystery on the Friendship Express.

If you have not seen them, GET ON THE YAWTUBES NOW!

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#12630 Demoralized Ant Fri, 11th May '12 5:34:03 AM from Ponyville

Slow day, yesterday. Let's not repeat that, if possible.

A guy called captainalliance made another one of those top Brony compilation videos, this one counting down the Top 100.

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#12631 Accela Fri, 11th May '12 8:46:07 AM from one of my story's worlds

Slow day? This calls for LOTR/pony mashups.

edited 11th May '12 8:46:16 AM by Accela

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#12632 Demoralized Ant Fri, 11th May '12 9:08:14 AM from Ponyville

And today is even worse. Just me by myself again.

I'll see if I can find a good thread on Ponychan while I wait for this one to get back on track.

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#12633 Giggles Mc Yummy Fri, 11th May '12 10:19:30 AM from Ohio

I had a really weird dream last night that I was playing some video game then Twilight came out as a Cyclops.

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#12634 Karl Kadaver Fri, 11th May '12 2:13:25 PM from Hunched over at my desk.

The plot thickens.

Chapter 3.

AN: Dis chaptar is aesom adn I had a lot of fun ritin it!!1!!11 Da figt sene is rally scarry!!11! Viower excetin is advised…

Den…………Twiglight Sparkl came into the place were we were!! She was wering blood red fishnet stokings wit a pink plad miniskirt and a pentagram arund her nek becuz shes all into wiccan and suff now.

oh cool ur hear, Pinkameena sed. “No u can have cubcakes wit us!!”

“Wii don hav time?!” Tiliht shooted. “Dicsrod is on da lose again!!!1!1!1!”

“DAT FUKN BTARD!!111!!1!!” I rembebered him frum da last tiem we faught in da passed b4 Equestia was funded.

Twiligt gasp and sed “do u think ul be able to defet him agin, Lavendar?!2 Hes relly storng and majikal.

I no, I sed reasurinly I delt wit him b4 abd ill deal wit him again.

Just den…………..DICSROD came!!1!!11! Den he flooted der al mensingly at us.

And then he floated agin just starrin at me adn te oters.

“WELL?!?!?!” I SCRAMED “Arbd u goin to do somthn scarry so I can kik yur ask!1!!

Dicsrod scratched his bard and sed, “I’m not entirely sure yet… Give me a moment.” Den he a scroll apard in his habd and a pare of glases on his face. He red da scroll and lafed a little. Den he sed, “Alright, if that’s how you want to do things…” Da scorrl blew up wit a boinging soud and the glazes disaparted form his hed. He clared his throte and sed ludly “EBONY!!11!! WE MET AGIN!!111!1! CUM ABD B MA APARENTS!!1!11!!”

“ma names not eboby its lavender” I shooted

“Oh, right… My fault.” Dicsrod sed. “Silly me. I’ll try not to let it happen again.” Den he tepalported to Twilite and fliked her horn. “Nice outfit, by the way.”

Twilt wined smexily. “Dat hurt u jerk!”

Dicsrod smiled and sed “Oh, dear. I’m so sorry, Twilight Sparkle. Oh! Pinkie, you’re here, too. I didn’t even recognize you in that getup. Love what you’ve done with your mane.”

“Shut up prep” Pinkameena repeld. “Im gona kill you!!1!” She lept at him and treid to stab him wif her knif but he doged to the side and repealed bside me.

“Say, I wonder what you’ve done to everypony else.” He sed den he squeeled excitedly. “Ooh! I’ll bet you put Ol’ Tia in one of you ‘Goffik’ outfits, too!” he lafed “I can see it now, Seletsia wuz dorsed in a blak Evanesence T-Shirt wif a drak blu leather micor-mini and-’”

Wat da fuk is worng wit u Dicsrod you fukin prep” I axed. “Ur not suposed to be atcing like dis were sposed to be figting!11!!”

“Ah, yes, yes. I’ll get to the later, ” Dicsrod exposed den slimed. “I’m just having way too much fun right now! Oh, don’t get me wrong. We’ll get to all the smex and mastication in a little bit, but I think maybe I’ll derp around the rest of Ponyville for a while and see what you’ve done to the place. I wonder what dear Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy are up to…” Den he dispareted.

Chapter 4:

AN: I don’t kno wat hapned during dat last chaptar. It was so fukin werd rite? Dats totaly NOT wat I wrot!!1!!!111! If you fukd up ma sotry Raven Ill kill u!1!!!1!

DN: Well, that was cute… Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, young lady? I sincerely hope not. It probably tastes like mascara and broken dreams… And for Celestia’s sake, learn to use a spellchecker! Do you write this in Notepad?

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#12635 Japanese Teeth Fri, 11th May '12 2:18:12 PM from Meinong's jungle

Okay, seriously, Dicsrod is the best typo ever.

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#12636 Accela Fri, 11th May '12 8:38:22 PM from one of my story's worlds

Oh God, I had a giggle fit reading that. Now I wish I could see Discord in the original My Immortal. Hee.

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#12637 That One Guy Named X Sat, 12th May '12 5:13:31 PM from Arica, Chile

This is the best thing ever. Of all time.

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#12638 randomtropeloser Sat, 12th May '12 6:17:24 PM from Goof High School

Did anybody feel sorry for Queen Chrysalis after the finale?

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#12639 That One Guy Named X Sat, 12th May '12 6:18:42 PM from Arica, Chile

Yes.

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#12640 Udthe Imp Sat, 12th May '12 6:20:43 PM from Stamford, CT

I did. Kinda. I mean, she DID have it coming, trying to approach the whole "feeding her children with love" while firmly holding the Villain Ball. I think if its possible, the Changlings should consider electing a new Queen that's probably less outright EVIL......

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#12641 That One Guy Named X Sat, 12th May '12 6:23:44 PM from Arica, Chile

The Changelings are all Obviously Evil. If this show was written with adults in mind, it'd make an amazing portrayal of racism.

Sadly, they're stuck as villains.

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#12642 randomtropeloser Sat, 12th May '12 6:48:04 PM from Goof High School

I felt bad because her budding romance with Shining Armor was never brought up again and nobody felt any guilt for beating the crap out of her army and launching her out to Heaven knows where, and that her actual changeling form got almost no screen time and was majorly demoted to extra compared with her disguised-as-Cadence form. Not to mention she was total proof that season 2 wasn't kiddie like season 1.

edited 12th May '12 6:48:39 PM by randomtropeloser

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#12643 Santos L Halper Sun, 13th May '12 8:18:55 AM from The KuK

So Alternate History.com is planning a Mega Crossover game, with a bunch of nations from Real Life, fiction and Alternate History being teleported to an empty earth. I decided it would be fun to drop Celestia's Palace at the end of A Canterlot Wedding into the middle of China, so we could have an epic cold war between the Angrezi Raj and the Russian Empire.

And then someone ISOTed* a Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, from a timeline where the Taiping Rebellion was successful, right outside Celestia's palace. I have a very bad feeling of what's going to happen next.

edited 13th May '12 8:20:06 AM by SantosLHalper

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#12644 Midnight Rambler Sun, 13th May '12 3:49:10 PM from Delft

Welp, I just watched the first episode of the first season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, to see if it's all it's cracked up to be.

I think it's pretty neat for a kids' show, even if it still Tastes Like Diabetes. Will certainly watch more.

I've got severe Viewer Gender Confusion about Rainbow Dash. If it wasn't for the other characters referring to her as 'she', I would definitely have pegged her as a male character - she really gives off that '9-year-old boy trying to act tough' air.

Also, I started humming this when they mentioned 'the longest day of the thousandth year'.

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#12645 randomtropeloser Sun, 13th May '12 3:51:51 PM from Goof High School

The show may not lose its general pink and girly nature, but I don't think later episodes will disappoint you if you're hoping things get more relatable and complex.

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#12646 Giggles Mc Yummy Sun, 13th May '12 3:56:01 PM from Ohio

I agree, had her name not been Rainbow Dash [ha, ha] it'd be even easier to see her as a boy.

edited 13th May '12 3:58:05 PM by GigglesMcYummy

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#12647 Japanese Teeth Sun, 13th May '12 4:40:31 PM from Meinong's jungle

Hope you enjoy the show. And yeah, later episodes have more complex character stuff and aren't as aggressively "friendship saves the day" type things. The Pilot episodes are bit heavier on that than most of the series.

edited 13th May '12 4:41:02 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#12648 That One Guy Named X Sun, 13th May '12 4:43:31 PM from Arica, Chile

What teeth said. The show gets really, really good later on. Hope you enjoy it!

While we're at it, well, favorite episodes, everyone?

edited 13th May '12 4:43:41 PM by ThatOneGuyNamedX

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#12649 Giggles Mc Yummy Sun, 13th May '12 4:46:54 PM from Ohio

I've probably only seen close to half of all the episodes, but my favorites are either Baby Cakes, the season 2 finale, or the Talent show episode.

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#12650 Midnight Rambler Sun, 13th May '12 4:54:44 PM from Delft

Right, so I just watched the second episode and my Willing Suspension of Disbelief has been shattered by how ridiculously fast the story progresses. Especially the scene in which Twilight Sparkle confronts Nightmare Moon with The Power of Friendship, gushing about the deep, meaningful, soul-igniting bonds she feels with people (or, well, ponies) she met two days before in-story, and half an hour ago out-of-story. Friendship does not work that way!

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