My dad recently gave me a Steel Golem pet. I named it "Scootaloo" (Because for some reason, the name "Sweetie Bot" was inappropriate. What the Hell DDO?).

I now have a Robot Chicken.

I finally watched Dan Vs.

Thanks a lot, you guys. I get back from a weekend of blinding, hemophilia-related pain, and I'm presented with this...

And now I hve to read it.

*grumble* My trollfic is going to be so much better...

And my/martson's zombie fic.

And my FiM Alternate/Grimdark Universe fic.

And my Call of Cthulhu/My Little Pony RP.

edited 7th May '12 11:53:25 AM by KarlKadaver

Well, I finished my first day at work. Anypony want to help me decide what pony merch to buy with all the money I'll be making?

Fluttershy hug pillows.

The mere existence of those used to creep me out, but now I just think about the Brony Hero ending at Subway. So I can at least giggle while I'm creeped out.

edited 7th May '12 1:58:02 PM by Pykrete

The what now?

The choose your own adventure had an option to >Seduce Fluttershy Pillow. It led to showing up at Subway half-naked and assaulting a policeman, who then shoots you and takes your sandwich.

Yeah...

Iwonder what Pinkie pie bubbles are like in comparison to regular bubbles .

@ Santos: A clueless Ayn Rand fanboy who's probably never heard of the woman.

...that made more sense in my head.

edited 7th May '12 10:43:32 PM by FarseerLolotea

I don't watch MLP:FIM, and my laziness ensures that i won't be doing so soon, but apparently, i have alot of Applejack, and i lack Fluttershy.

Finally found more bronies on DDO! This time, I struck gold!

It happened on the Harbor General Chat. In the middle of a discussion, I had mentioned Scootaloo in response to a message that mentioned chicken. Next thing I know, about four or five bronies answer to me! There was even one that had started singing the My Little Pony theme song! However, my younger brother was pissed off by the bronies coming out. He hates us so much, yet he hasn't even tried to get to know the bronies.

Whatever. Haters gonna hate.

Also, there are these weird guys on Omegle that have been spamming "You can't escape me" all over the place in Spy Mode. Lately, I've responded to those by roleplaying as Rainbow Dash and imagining that the spammer is somepony who's trying to catch me.

Now I feel like playing as Rainbow Dash in the Avatar Forum Thread RP. I've had a blast with Twilight, but I think it's time I tried somepony new.

I just met another Rainbow Dash on the RP.

God, it's going to be Rainbow Dash meets Rainbow Blitz all over again...

Might wind up a bit differently, though, since the RD that I'm playing is a vampire n'stuff.

-returns to lurking-

Oatmeal (/oat/) no longer exists. It has been replaced with Pony General.

Not sure how to react.

Oatmeal was a crazy idea anyway.

A lot of things made by the Bronies are crazy in some degree. Crazy is good.

Speaking of crazy, I finally figured out where "Bring Me To Life, an MLP Fanfiction by Tata Gilesbie" is going to go.

File 13. *rimshot*

But seriously, I have to thank Jimmmyman for the initial inception. He suggested that Discord stay comletely in character.

Using the idea as my jumping off point, I've decided that Discord "plays along" with the storyline for a while before getting bored and eventually getting the other characters to become more self-aware and revolting against Lavender-Whatever-The-Hell-I-Named-Her.

I have decided that I will exclusively refer to that nigh-omnipotent chimera villain, when he is used in your fanfic, as Dicsrod. A great idea, I think. Love the "end of chap-PSYCHE!!!".

I thought of having the story continue "like normal" and having intermissions where the characters slowly begin to realize who they are.

And soon they realize that they are not real, but fictional. It would seem they're part of a bad fanfic written by an idiot, but that's also not true. Perhaps far worse. They are in a troll fic parodying bad writing conventions, written by a Brony! I do not know how they could possibly bear that knowledge.

Holy crap, I never thought of it that way.

This story has very interesting implications...

What was the /oat/?

Eh...depends on how long it is. The problem is if you try to shoehorn in something potentially interesting like that after the fact, most of your audience will already have left after a couple thousand words of brain pain via obvious trollfic. If you want to pull something like that off, it'll have to be worked in very carefully from the start in a way that subtly signals that this isn't quite a trollfic and they really should keep reading. Frankly, I'm not sure how to even go about that. Discord fucking around and playing along would be the more pragmatic approach.

Though I do have to applaud "Dicsrod" as Most Unfortunate Typo.

edited 8th May '12 1:31:37 PM by Pykrete

/oat/ was the random board on Ponychan.