Reading Twilight doesn't make me stupid. It makes me angry.
"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E.B. White
I'm actually crying as I write it. It's...so...terrible...
Im a aricorn like Prepsess Selestiaa and Nitemare Moon (not like Loona bcuz shes still Nitemare moon in dis fic) so I have a horn dat lookz lik an upsidedown cross and bat wings with blood dripping off dem. My fur is black as nite and I have red eyes dat glo and cry bloody tears.
If I'm going to suffer, you all will suffer with me!
HAHAHA!
I have a friend who read Twilight and she said it was pretty good if you think of it as a crappy Harlequin Romance and don't take it too seriously.
edited 17th Apr '12 11:47:59 AM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
@Karl: Yeah. Being accustomed to proper grammar and spelling can really be a problem when you want to try writing a trollfic for a joke.
I'm tempted to start a guild called the "Cutie Mark Crusaders" or the "Order of Equestria".
Oh, and X, are you considering teaming up with me for a couple of missions? I'd love to have a companion or two to liven things up, and I'd much rather have real friends instead of hired guns.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
A horn that looks like an upside-down cross?
...How does that even WORK?
"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E.B. White
Either two things glued onto the base of the horn or genetic mutation.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
Okay. If no one else is interested, I can still just badger my bro into a co-op.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
A horn that looks like an upside-down cross?
...How does that even WORK?
ITZ MAGIK PREPPZ!1!!111! STOP FLAMMING!!11!1!
*ahem*
Sorry.
@ Addanor - *smacks self* Crap! How did I forget that? I was just getting to what
she's wearing.
edited 17th Apr '12 12:12:56 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Oh god, please keep posting more of this abomination. I need something to laugh at.
"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E.B. White
@Ant That being said, maybe at some point, later, I'd be glad to. Been a while since I've played that game.
Boys do whatever the boys wanna do, including dressing like girls and doing things girls do -
Adannor
PM box is always open
My hair iz blak wit a red streak in it with dark purple tipz and shimmery like da eternal blakness. I was werin thigh high fishnet stokings that wer riped in places and a black leather miniskirt that said MCR on it bcuz dey are teh goffik. Den I put on a black veal that showed only part of my face all sexily and walked out into da Evrfree Forets.
Suddenly..............it was...?
Who should be Ms. Lee's love interest?
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I can't think of ANY stallions that could fit the bill.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
Caramel is the Harry stand-in. Big Mac is the Draco stand-in.
FOR MAXIMUM AWKWARDNESS.
"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E.B. White
Man, this is genius. I'd love to see how it goes.
Boys do whatever the boys wanna do, including dressing like girls and doing things girls do -
Adannor
PM box is always open
The closest match I could think of was a genderbent version of The Great and Powerful Trixie.
What would a male Trixie be called, though?
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
From what I've seen around ponibooru, Male!Trixie is called Tristan.
edited 17th Apr '12 12:11:38 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Tristan.
I think I might end up using Big Mac.
It's most amusing to imagine him as a goff.
On that note:
Prepz: Celestia, Twilight (maybe), Gilda, Trixie, Applejack, Rarity. (For now.)
Goffz: "Pinkmeena",
Lun "Nitemare Moon", Big Mac, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash (who comes out during the fic. It's practically a Rule).
edited 17th Apr '12 12:26:57 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Gotta be around a dozen, methinks.
