Why not make it yuri? Leaving almost everything as if it was hetero for added failure?
The penalty for polygamy is multiple mothers-in-law.
I think I'm gonna add Adannor to my fetish list. -
Jamdat369
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Brilliant!
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
The mention of pony and Tristan reminded me of Episode 51 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged, "The Death of Tristan Taylor".
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
However you decide to craft this...this madness, I know it will be hysterical.
(settles back with popcorn)
edited 17th Apr '12 12:59:52 PM by Accela
"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E.B. White
Thank you, Accela.
I'm busy with other things right now, but I managed to buck this out in the meantime.
AN: STOP FLAMMING PREPZ!!!11! I don have to explain how a horn can be shaped like an upsidedown croz! It just is KK? Anyway fangs for da revews. Abd pones were clothez in dis fic alrite!!1!!1!
I walked into ponyvile and wnet to Sugaer Cube coroner (geddit?) and found my frend Pinkameena (Pinky Pie got tunrd into Pinkameena bcuz somting happned k? ul find out l8r :P) baking cubcakes and slitting her rists.
edited 17th Apr '12 1:22:51 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I agree with Accela. This will be, without a doubt, the most hilarious piece of literature this century.
Boys do whatever the boys wanna do, including dressing like girls and doing things girls do -
Adannor
PM box is always open
I find that it really helps to type it in Notepad. Word corrects too many errors.
I think maybe I have Dicsrod (eeyup) and Selstia (eeyup) join forces against our heroine and "da goffz".
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I stole it from
Time Of Your Life where the one character was seen baking cookies and slitting her wrists.
I'll have to rememeber to "accidentally" call the main character
Ebony at some point.
edited 17th Apr '12 1:47:47 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
This may be the second-best
Troll Fic evarz! The first is
Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami, of course.
"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"
Ponified versions of horrible fanfictions? Karl, you have inspired me to make a ponified version of My Inner Life.
SCIENCE SLUMBER PARTIES?
And then Twilight was wendigo.
Fixed.
"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"
No Twilight. You are the draconequis.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Now we know which two characters Transcribe Audio hates.
"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"
What characters do you guys think would make the best cage fighters? I'd have to go with raging Fluttershy, or Pinkie Pie if all her energy can be channeled into fighting.
That totally kind of reminds me of Final Fantasy music.
edited 18th Apr '12 12:17:36 AM by GigglesMcYummy
My PM box is always open to anyone who wants to talk/vent.
@Giggles: Pinkie would be a perfect martial artist, since she's so fast, energetic and unpredictable. In fact, that was actually an idea I had for a story long ago...
@Karl's Trollfic-In-Progress: I...am amazed. Just think, if this fic makes as big an impact as
My Immortal did...
Cupcakes, eat your heart out.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
Who would be best in a cage fight? My rankings are:
Pinkie, Twilight (when she gets into "panic mode" her magic is devastating), Fluttershy, Applejack/Rainbow Dash (that means they're tied), then Rarity.
If Rarity had Opal, things might go differently and I'd have to bump her up a couple notches.
@ Karl's Trollfic - If it gets published (and popular), I
really hope somepony does fanart for it.
edited 18th Apr '12 6:08:08 AM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
To be honest, I was rather repulsed by how Ebony appeared. My reaction to Ebony could compare to how I reacted to Rarity's costume in Sonic Rainboom.
But I'm curious as to how that look would work on a Pony version. Pony!Ebony would be easier on the eyes...marginally. I'd expect it to be Rarity's Sonic Rainboom Costume Mark 2.
I'm now reading the bonus chapter for
Better Living Through Science and Ponies. Princess Celestia (or Trollestia, given from how she behaves here) Vs. GLaDOS. The ultimate contest of wills and words!
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
No, you would want it to be purposefully painful to look at.
Stylistic Suck fan art for a
Stylistic Suck fic.
When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. ~C. S. Lewis.
...So, Rarity Costume Mark Zero? Or Mark Negative One?
Wait...can redesigns go backwards in numerical order?
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
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