My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Yack Fest thread)
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Demoralized Ant avatar
#11276 from Ponyville
I have no idea where it is.

Hold on...did they skip over Drawfriend 374 and 76?
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#11277 from Ponyville
Been doing some thinking about Unicorn Magic...

Since Rarity's primary spell is "Detect Gem Deposits", does that make her a Geomancer or a Diviner (specialist in Divination)?
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Kyler Thatch avatar
#11278 from Gravity Falls
Diviner. Spells designed to look for stuff usually fall under divination.

A Geomancer would be someone who draws out the magical power inherent to the terrain and uses it for... whatever.
I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart.
He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start."
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#11279 from Ponyville
I just noticed the Painting the Frost on Windows tag on the Hurricane Fluttershy recap, which implies that there is no water evaporation in Equestria.

Makes sense really, since clouds are manufactured and apparently do not form through condensation of water vapor. Though if you think about it and take all of the wibbly-wobbly science stuff into account, the idea of no natural evaporation sounds kind of extreme.

Now I'm really concerned about how Equestria reached such a state. What sort of disaster would damage the environment to the point where The Water Cycle does not occur?

I'm guessing the best candidate would be Discord, since his reign of chaos would probably leave some lasting damages to Equestria.

[up]Okay. I wasn't really sure on the definition of Geomancy anyway. I thought it might have meant manipulation of the land or something. Or is that an Elementalist? GAH! Magic is so confusing!

edited 28th Mar '12 9:49:05 AM by DemoralizedAnt

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Kyler Thatch avatar
#11280 from Gravity Falls
What I've seen of Elementalists, it's usually someone who's repertoire of magic is based on the 4 elements. (i.e. earth, fire, wind, water, heart)
I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart.
He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start."
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#11281 from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
That Geometer avie makes this an amusing convo.
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
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#11282 from Canterlot
Now I'm really concerned about how Equestria reached such a state. What sort of disaster would damage the environment to the point where The Water Cycle does not occur?
My guess: no disaster at all. But ponykind decided to exert a very high degree of fine control over nature, much like humankind hopes to eventually do; and in doing this, it obviously altered the ecosystem and the whole environment in such a way that it could not work without continuous alteration and control.

This means that if ponies were to disappear, Equestria would undergo a massive ecological disaster, and I mean it in the Permian-Triassic extinction event sense (83% of genera becoming extinct, as well as 93% of all marine species; recovery of biodiversity requiring more that 30 millions of years); but as well as they are there, they can make the environment as stable and comfortable as they want.

edited 28th Mar '12 10:20:52 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Kyler Thatch avatar
#11283 from Gravity Falls
^^ Funny you should mention that. I decided to make a Geometer avvie because of the conversation.
I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart.
He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start."
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#11284 from Viridian Forest
Since Rarity's primary spell is "Detect Gem Deposits", does that make her a Geomancer or a Diviner (specialist in Divination)?

That would be Divination, but I've always figured that even if that spell was what kicked her off, she probably specialized in Illusion later on. Seems more her style.

which implies that there is no water evaporation in Equestria.

Not necessarily, just not enough directly under pegasus control to handle year-round weather and irrigation for all of the large cities. Remember, they've still got wild weather in the less civilized parts (Everfree comes to mind), and they have to actively stop it from blowing in. And the usual weather patterns are dictated by evaporation from staggeringly vast swaths of ocean, and there's no way Cloudsdale would be able to handle that much open space.

My theory on "what if no more weather control" is just that they'd adapt to natural weather patterns. The unicorns would piss and moan but suck it up after a while. Before the Princesses came around, the unicorns as a whole were handling the sun and moon, and I can't imagine Celestia hasn't thought of a safeguard in case nobody was able to manage them at all. Really, I'd be more concerned about the extent of the fallout of whatever made them disappear.

edited 28th Mar '12 12:31:04 PM by Pykrete

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#11285 from the Everfree Forest
@Stevebat, I don't know about EQD, but I learned by emulating Fyre-Flye from dA. You know, Lauren Faust's dA.

Since then, I've been having a lot of fun with ponies.

I'm such a showoff, I know...
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#11286 from Viridian Forest
SWAG
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#11287 from Hunched over at my desk.
[up] So much swag.

/)^3^(

edited 28th Mar '12 1:42:30 PM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
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#11288
I have found My Little Face When Expect many reaction images to be posted in the near future.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
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#11289 from Viridian Forest
I want one of these.
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#11290 from Goof High School
I think the buff white pony is Scootaloo's dad.
SCIENCE SLUMBER PARTIES?
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#11291 from Meinong's jungle
That would be hilarious.
Reaction Image Repository/Tumblr
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#11292 from Grand Galloping Galaday

Can you believe it? Somepony actually made a PMV of one of my tunes! ^_^
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#11293 from Singapore
On the need to collect water for weatherforming: Cloudsdale most likely supplies frontier towns like Appleloosa and Dodge, so their need for imported water is higher. Equestria's water cycle just doesn't flow fast enough for their terraforming needs, so they collect (filtered?) groundwater semiregularly to supplement what they get from other sources.
Soul Gems! (DISCLAIMER: Just cosplay props only)
Demoralized Ant avatar
#11294 from Ponyville
SONIC RAINBOOMS! PUNCH HOLES IN THE SKY!

Just now heard about it, and I had to say it. Coolest line involving rainbows since TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERF**KER!

As if the Sonic Rainboom wasn't cool enough on its own, now it gets a badass boast to go along with it, courtesy of Rainbow Dash.

Alternative Deliverance: Where rainbows...MAKE ME CRY!
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#11295 from Horsehead Nebula
Every time I hear about rainbows punching holes in the sky I imagining multicolored beam from space ship firing in atmosphere or bombarding it.
Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.
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#11296 from Ponyville
Mounting the Orbital Friendship Cannon onto a capital ship...

That sounds like a plan!
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
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#11297 from Germany
A question: how do you think Equestria would react to a Zerg infestation?
Look, Fluttershy managed to tame Cerberus in a matter of seconds. She's so good with animals, all the Zerg will play with her, and hence Equestria.

Also, okay, so the ponies control Equestria's weather. Totally. By why use the draft oh sorry, community service for it? Let the free market do its thing!tongue Love, Harmony and Profit!tongue
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic
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#11298 from Ponyville
I dunno. Last time we tried that, Sweet Apple Acres was almost driven out of business.

edited 29th Mar '12 5:28:35 AM by DemoralizedAnt

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
Octo avatar
#11299 from Germany
Due to such stupid decisions by Applejack that frankly they'd have deserved it!tongue
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic
Demoralized Ant avatar
#11300 from Ponyville
Even so, the free market cannot be trusted here.

THE SOLUTION: ROBOTS!
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant