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Well, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do now wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pony cartoon in the internet!
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here in the internet
Why sure I'm a cartoon watcher,
Certainly mighty proud I say
I'm always mighty proud to say it
I consider that the hours I spent
Watching
Spongebob were golden
Help you cultivate some taste
And a cool wit and a clever smile
Ever watch that one episode
Of
The Batman Animated Series With the villains playing poker?
But just as I say,
It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to like
Something like
Avatar I say that only a boob likes
To watch those candy-coloured ponies
Because that's prissiness!
The first big step on the road
To the depths of girliness
I say, first, you watch ponies,
Then you start wearing dresses
An' the next thing ya know,
You're wanking off to horses
Like a damn furry!
And then you start buying dolls and shirts
And playsets from the Hasbro store
Not action figurines like
Transformers, no!
But a toy that can't kick of punch!
Like to see your friend start brushing
A pony's mane?
Make your blood boil?
Well, I should say
Friends, lemme tell you what I mean
Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six ponies in the main cast
You buy six dolls, you're out of money
Then you're a Bum on the street
With a capital "B"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for pony!
I ran out of juices after that.