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#7726 A Stray Bard Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:40:21 AM from 867-5309

I want to burn the person who wrote SAM. It's horribly written, it's disgusting, and it doesn't even try.

You always meet the nicest people at a gas station at 2 AM.

#7727 marston Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:41:57 AM from America

^^^^No man, don't read that fanfic! It is so fucking nasty that I almost threw up reading it! And trust me, I like scary things too, but this fanfic...... Augh.

edited 20th Dec '11 6:56:16 PM by marston

#7728 Karl Kadaver Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:42:44 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

It's a revenge fic by someone who plays too much Call of Duty. What did you expect?

edited 6th Dec '11 8:43:00 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#7729 Hekireki No Makai Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:42:53 AM from ／人◕‿‿ʘÉ

I don't get scared when reading fanfics.

Ha!

edited 6th Dec '11 8:43:19 AM by HekirekiNoMakai

Bronies: You need to understand that comedians make JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE. You're not sacred, nor is your fandom. Learn to laugh at yourself

#7730 inane 242 Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:42:58 AM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

I nearly vomited and I clopped to cupcakes.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.

#7731 Karl Kadaver Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:44:33 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

Like I said, I felt a little woozy just reading the tropes page... I know that my mind will be raped by reading it, but I'm too curious to not check it out.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#7732 marston Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:47:31 AM from America

Well, if your really, REALLY that curious, then I suppose their is nothing I can do to stop you. Don't say I didn't warn you though.

And you made me lol with your COD comment. I love COD and all, but if I get my ass kicked online, I'm not going to write a disgusting piece of shit to "Get revenge".

#7733 Santos L Halper Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:48:15 AM from The KuK

Looking at the tropes page, SAM looks like something Eric Cartman would do if he were in the same situation. Even then, his Modius Operandi would probably be to track down and kill Lauren Faust.

edited 6th Dec '11 8:49:51 AM by SantosLHalper

I shall now show my disgust and anger with you through the piano.

#7734 marston Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:52:41 AM from America

^That would end horribly for him, because the minute he mentions that idea, a bunch of pissed off bronies would corner him and rip him apart like zombies.

#7735 Karl Kadaver Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:53:07 AM from Hunched over at my desk.

I appreciate the fact that you care about my sanity, marston.

Agreed. Not to mention fans of The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

edited 6th Dec '11 8:53:56 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#7736 Santos L Halper Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:55:07 AM from The KuK

I could actually see this as a South Park episode.

I shall now show my disgust and anger with you through the piano.

#7737 marston Tue, 6th Dec '11 8:57:33 AM from America

^^Your welcome dude. Like I said, I almost threw up when I read that... thing, and when I figured out the guy's motive for writing it, I coulden't help but wonder what the hell is wrong with people sometimes. And yeah, sanity is a valueable thing, no matter how much of it you might lose.

edited 6th Dec '11 9:01:44 AM by marston

#7738 A Stray Bard Tue, 6th Dec '11 10:16:32 AM from 867-5309

Karl, seriously. If you value your sanity and peace of mind, don't read SAM. Words cannot describe it.

And yes, this needs to be a South Park episode.

edited 6th Dec '11 10:18:03 AM by AStrayBard

You always meet the nicest people at a gas station at 2 AM.

#7739 Tidal Wave 17 Tue, 6th Dec '11 10:21:36 AM

I was also thinking of writing a scary fic where Twilight goes off to visit Zecora in the middle of the night and get's lost in the Everfree Forest.

These woods, so dark, and wanting to fill you with fright

Tell me, Twilight Sparkle

Why have you come into Everfree Forest tonight?

I EXIST.

#7740 randomtropeloser Tue, 6th Dec '11 10:28:14 AM from Goof High School

Has anyone else noticed how mad Spike should have been about not being invited to Trilight's birthday?

SCIENCE SLUMBER PARTIES?

#7741 Tidal Wave 17 Tue, 6th Dec '11 10:32:16 AM

Well, someone had to watch the library while she was gone.

Maybe they both had their own little party earlier.

I EXIST.

#7742 Accela Tue, 6th Dec '11 10:35:36 AM from one of my story's worlds

I read Sweet Apple Massacre just a few minutes ago.

...

...Yeah, I need to go bathe in bleach. And hug my cats for comfort. Oh god...

"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E.B. White

#7743 Jude Dismas Tue, 6th Dec '11 10:40:45 AM

Has anything ever been said about who owned the library before Twilight?

That might be an interesting episode.

#7744 inane 242 Tue, 6th Dec '11 11:22:02 AM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

The International Pirate Party in the Senate of Berlin.

◊

Look at the guy on the right.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.

#7745 Octo Tue, 6th Dec '11 12:01:56 PM from Germany

Nothing "International" about it, and not a government party as the file name claims, either - but, nice

Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic

#7746 Rainbow Matt Tue, 6th Dec '11 1:05:19 PM from Poneyville

If you guys want a good fanfic thats sorta dark and does "go there" a few times, but not really too badly, Fallout Equestria is for you :3

Bad Girly Colts Big Pony :3

#7747 Pink Heart Chainsaw Tue, 6th Dec '11 1:06:14 PM from Land of Rape and Honey

Fallout Equestria sounds rather silly to me.

"If there is a hole then it's a man's job to thrust into it" - Ryoma from New Getter Robo

#7748 Karl Kadaver Tue, 6th Dec '11 1:12:35 PM from Hunched over at my desk.

I've heard of it, but haven't read it yet.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

#7749 Dhana Ragnarok Tue, 6th Dec '11 1:26:09 PM from nowhere. I is a Tulpa.

I already mentionned it but... Battle 4 Equestria as the highest Holy Shit Quotient of any pony comic ever. I may read Fallout Equestria too...The premise seems ineresting.

But I'm never, ever reading SAM. The trope page made me sick. It doesn't help that I'm quite skilled at putting images on a text >.<

"If both participants are sapient beings, is it really besti-"

"Do not finish that sentence, Jackson."

#7750 Karl Kadaver Tue, 6th Dec '11 1:33:16 PM from Hunched over at my desk.

I'm reading SAM tonight. I'll let you know how it is.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.