Bye, ginger

I've had like, one pony dream.

If I can convert my friends into Tales Of, and Disgaea fans, I'm sure I can finish the job and make them Bronies.

That's the same show that had that werido who put tartar sauce on everything he ate.

Yeah that'd probably give us a bad name.

edited 22nd Jun '12 5:30:44 AM by Chadaman99

Not sure if this showed up recently, but I don't really have time to wade through 143 pages of new posts in order to check...

TLC's My Crazy Obsession is out trolling the waters to see if any bronies will bite. Do NOT participate in this, and warn everyone you know who shares your fandom to stay as far away as possible.

That's the way with reality television — there's always some idiot who thinks he (or she) can go in and be a rational, calm, perfect gentleman and they won't be able to get a grip on him, and they always use the most masterful editing possible to make him look like a schizoid degenerate who's off their medication and constitutes a clear and present danger to society.

edited 22nd Jun '12 5:31:43 AM by JakesBrain

Post of the Day #50

Has there ever been a ponified Bad Horse?

@Chadaman: Even on ice cream?

@Jakes: The trouble is, there's always someone who'll bite. I'm not looking forward to seeing that if it happens.

edited 22nd Jun '12 5:57:20 AM by edvedd

You know he was referring to PH character?

I had a dream last night that I don't know how to interpret.

Somehow or other, I ended up accidentally getting myself engaged to a strange man in the Middle East. I did not like the idea of that so I went to the library to do some research on marriage law in the hopes that I might find a loophole. While I was there, it started raining really hard outside and the library began to flood. It flooded so much that it was starting to creep halfway up the bottom shelves, and I was getting really mad that the librarians weren't doing anything to save the books.

I would have given them a piece of my mind, but then the book I needed floated by, so I grabbed onto it. A current began to form and it swept me down a set of stone stairs into the library basement, and from there into a cave system where I proceeded to ride that floating book through the most epic set of whitewater rapids known to man. It had everything. Standing waves, sudden turns that had me riding the wall around the curve, waterfalls. It was amazing.

Eventually, the river exited the cave system and slowed down enough to get out. I was pretty beat up and suffering from hypothermia, so I grabbed the book and limped my way over to the hospital to get myself treated. You can only imagine my surprise when I saw Fluttershy and Big Mac in the emergency room waiting area. Macintosh was in a lot of pain, but trying not to show it. And Fluttershy was apologizing profusely and blushing like a sunburned tomato. When I asked what was wrong, Fluttershy blushed even harder and couldn't answer. Then the doctor came in, calling for Macintosh and saying they were ready to take a look at that penile fracture of his.

It can happen, but only when aroused. I hear it's...not pretty.

edited 22nd Jun '12 6:28:15 AM by CDRW

So... high adventure, literature, shipping, implied sauciness and gruesome crotch injuries (Wait, penile fracture?). Sounds like a fanfic to me!

Good to know. I shall now squirm uneasily.

edited 22nd Jun '12 6:30:06 AM by edvedd

Your dream starts with you in a situation you don't want to be in, so seeking knowledge to help set you free. We can interpret from the flood that it did just that (you make it sound like the book basically kept you afloat). And then...

I would say, your subconscious feels like it's had a major upheaval, and Ponies (specifically Fluttershy and Big Macintosh) somehow had something to do with that. In other words, you've either read an eye-opening, senses shattering Fluttermac fic, or you're about to write one.

Let's go with that.

The two posters with Applejack avatars agree on something. The world is entering a new century!

EDIT: Hey, you wanna try to post a whole page that's just us, and give these people a pageful of Applejack?

edited 22nd Jun '12 6:33:34 AM by MoeDantes

Hmm, that makes a scary amount of sense.

• Hearts and... Hands?
• Hyoomans
• Long day
• Nighttime at Sweet Apple Acres
• Okie dokie, Loki
• LOL Minecraft
• LOL Weird Al
• Staaaaaaaaare
• Roll in the hay?
• Hyoomans again

Not very feasible, I think.

edited 22nd Jun '12 6:36:55 AM by edvedd

Well now Kyler has an Applejack Avatar...

We can still make a page full of Applejack, we just need more apples. I mean, people.

(Incidentally, I have discovered that I have made more avatars of human Applejack than pony Applejack.)

I can be Applejack too.

Well gosh dang it to heck! Ah'm sure the four of us can have us a regular Applegasm if we just keep trying!

I want to see a (SFW) fanart with the title "Applegasm" It would be awesome.

My avatar is making bedroom eyes.

Hey! We're halfway there. Yee-haw! But then some people will change their avatars back and then this page will just be weird!

edited 22nd Jun '12 6:50:41 AM by edvedd

Woo-hoo, living on a prayer...

EDIT: We could always screencap this for future reference. I'd screencap it myself, but I have the whole "my hard drive is dead so I'm posting from a Linux Live DVD" thing working against me.

LET'S KEEP IT MOVING, APPLES!

edited 22nd Jun '12 6:52:17 AM by MoeDantes

Whoops. Too slow.

Ahh! Oh well. We didn't have the top of the page anyways.