Doughnutopia looked awesome, but I'm not sure how delicious a simple doughnut can be, even with those supposedly awesome sprinkles. Never had eclairs before, so I have no idea how to judge those. And the moose was just creepy.

I'd have a slice of MMM, thank you very much. If only because marzipan is awesome. Brings back memories.

X8 Two cup rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb.

edited 7th Apr '12 2:25:50 PM by Chadaman99

Yeah, I don't know how Pinkie managed to eat that whole thing. That's the kind of cake you want a small slice of.

I've got nothing against doughnuts, I've just eaten a lot of them and that cake sounded both delicious and not like any cake I've had before. The doughnut thing was mostly impressive due to it's presentation.

Yeah, for Big Macintosh, I'm pretty sure the trouble was balancing the cake for a while, not the weight (though for a cake it did look pretty heavy).

Sigh... everyone would eat the damn cake but me...

Sorry, Element of Paranoia acting up again... what would the EOP even look like?

edited 7th Apr '12 2:26:13 PM by gingerninja666

Probably the donuts or the eclairs. Mostly because I know what those taste like and know that I like them, especially the donuts with icing and sprinkles. Marzipan, I'm not so familiar with and don't even know what the other thing was in Pinkie's cake aside from the meringue. I had to look up marzipan to even learn that it could be used in cakes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marzipan

Edit: @Ginger: No, your paranoia of being alone is unfounded, as I agree with you. That cake sounds kind of weird, actually. Especially because of the Mascarpone. I looked it up on Wikipedia too and it doesn't really sound like something that would go well mixed in a cake, at least to me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mascarpone

Even if that part was like a cheesecake (possibly?) it still sounds like Pinkie put too many weird flavors together in it.

edited 7th Apr '12 2:29:14 PM by Rainbow

You know, ginger, it's okay if you don't like that kind of cake. Heck, I'm not sure if I'd actually like it, but I'd sure like to give it a try.

I've never actually had marzipan.

edited 7th Apr '12 2:26:55 PM by Crowfall

Ginger, if you want a good idea of what the Element of Paranoia would look like...it would be a certain pink pony from the first half of this episode.

I'd go with Donutopia, Never tried Mousse or Eclairs and I'm not sure if I'd like the Meringue

edited 7th Apr '12 2:27:41 PM by crowlover

Again, Gustav should've made the "La Bombe" eclair from the simpsons

You forgot a pothole.

Why do you think I dislike her?

I can be really indecisive, so I'd go with the combo confection if I could get a piece that had roughly even amounts of the original four desserts.

Something I noticed: the beginning of Pinkie's "Con Mane" Imagine Spot includes the waiter pony from "The Ticket Master" and Rarity's couch.

Also, a welcome to Sterok!

It would look like your Cutie Mark, Ginger.

I'd pick the eclairs.

Welcome, Sterok. Nice Avatar.

edited 7th Apr '12 2:31:31 PM by Badwolfwho

That combo confection honestly looked disgusting to me.

Bitches love Joe

I love his Laser detecting bow tie XD

The way the cake was described by Pinkie makes it the most delicious of all the entries. I'm trying to figure out how to make it real life.

We thought of the same thing, ginger xD

Also, there's also the possibility that Big Mac was weak because the smell of the cake made him sick. If you ever tried to work in a room full of the sugary smell of pastries, you know just how hard on your stomach it is. (Urge to puke, sleepiness, head spinning...)

Don't. You'll either hate yourself for not eating it or for eating too much. That's the kind of cake that literally Tastes Like Diabetes.

edited 7th Apr '12 2:33:42 PM by DhanaRagnarok

Pinkie's descriptions honestly didn't do much for me...

I once had a fist sized cupcake that was so sugary that it traumatized me

edited 7th Apr '12 2:34:43 PM by gingerninja666

I wonder if I should read anything into the fact that Pinkie's imagination of Joe cast him as a suave mare's stallion.

And now I get to go scrape moss off my roof. Yay.

If the cake was the "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", would the eclairs be the "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"?

I'd try the donuts. I'm a donut fan. I rarely have cake, but I often have donuts, at least once a week or so.

And I would try the Mousse as well. Mousse is delicious

The Moose made the least sense to me... I don't know how it kept it's shape so well

Mousse is delicious (ow boy, I thank god every day for living in a country when you can find in every supermarket chocolate bar filled with it), but the presentation (especially the fact it could STAND) was disturbing.

edited 7th Apr '12 2:38:09 PM by DhanaRagnarok

@Rainbow about the mascarpone cheese is really subtle so it works well as a dessert.