Actually, given how it only says "violated" and not "violated by", I think you've got it the wrong way around.

According to that birthday thing, Princess Luna has become my crime-fighting sidekick. And now I'm having giggles, as I imagined Luna as Pony Batman.

What what birthday thing are we talking about?

EDIT: Found it. I violated Rainbow Dash, apparently.

edited 25th Jan '12 7:31:52 AM by JapaneseTeeth

This one, JT.

Interesting...remember how the Heartstrings◊ toy and card have noticeably different colors? Well, if you look closely at the box◊ that holds the Wave 3 Blind Bags, you can see that it shows a Heartstrings toy that matches the card! (And this isn't what the actual toys look like; photos from people who've bought them from stores show that they're colored the same as the leaked ones.) I'm guessing it's a prototype, since apparently the original box for the Wave 1 Blind Bags shows a pegasus version of earth pony Minty (also shown as a pegasus on the back of her card). Furthermore, Wave 1 Blind Bag ponies Pepperdance & Lucky Swirl's original European cards have differently-colored hair which was corrected in the Australian and American releases, and Wave 2's special edition Applejack◊ has purple eyes on the card but show-matching green eyes on the toy.

TL;DR version: The Heartstrings◊ card artwork not matching the toy or the show is most likely just an error.

Can someone still be a sidekick when they significantly outclass you in terms of power?

Isn't that the premise of The Green Hornet?

edited 25th Jan '12 7:33:56 AM by Mio

Apparently I'm banished to magic kindergarten with Octavia. Odd since neither of us KNOW magic.

...Why the HAY would I destroy Equestria ? Common, I said I would destroy the world, more than once, and even tried, but who the fuck would destroy Equestria ?!

Unicron.

The Darkspawn.

Hmmm, I started a business with Pinkie Pie? I don't know whether to be amused or afraid.

EDIT: Hehe, my sister started a gang with Mayor Mare. That sounds like a noir corrupt Ponyville fic idea.

edited 25th Jan '12 7:43:26 AM by KuroiTsubasaTenshi

The Ruinous Powers

edited 25th Jan '12 7:43:09 AM by Mio

Vic Mignogna.

Banished to Magic Kindergarten with... Derpy Hooves?

That's not that bad, actually. We could have our own sitcom!

...I mean, anyone still alive. I took care of those guys. Space is way too boring not to slaughter any over candidate for Evil Overlord of the Universe...

(I didn't expect to have 4 answers ^^')

Since when did I make any sense ? Because I think you should go see a psy as soon as possible if you find something logic in my ramblings.

edited 25th Jan '12 7:46:01 AM by DhanaRagnarok

But the Darkspawn live underground...

I can't see the birthday thing (Stupid school filter). mine is july 14th, so someone do it for me

Apparently I'm married to Derpy. That's actually kind of adorable.

Wait...Lurker is a Time Lord?!

You apparently violated (or were violated by?) Granny Smith.

....Ew

Hahahaha that original image post has resulted in lots of for me!

ATG 3 is now up, now gonna draw! Theme: Pony in a duel.

edited 25th Jan '12 8:01:25 AM by AceOfScarabs

Actually, picture doesn't say "Violated by", just "Violated"

Apparently I destroyed Equestria with Cheerilee.

I'm so sorry. I...I didn't want this.

edited 25th Jan '12 8:01:27 AM by edvedd