That'd be Sister Porridge. She's the caretaker at the local orphanage.

Scarabs - I'd like to find it out. Personally.

Awww ye- wait what?

Don't deny it, you totally want to know what Celestia's mane feels like.

I'd need to be really careful around the ponies. I look like a serial killer at the best of times I'd probably terrify them.

I'm also not good at acting appropriately. Combine that with Cuteness Proximity and I could unintentionally become very creepy VERY fast

I wanna know if Luna's mane feels like shrink wrap XD

edited 8th Jan '12 8:56:03 AM by gingerninja666

@Freeman: That was a reply to my remark in this link.

It would be a taste of Heaven to have a chance to nap under the Equestrian sky on a beautiful afternoon with perfect siesta weather, cuddled up with some ponies I've made friends with :3

I want to know what Luna's is like. I'll ask Rarity.

edited 8th Jan '12 8:56:06 AM by Badwolfwho

I knew that, but I responded that way cause it sounded dirty.

Not that I'm not curious...

Morning all! How goes life and ponies?

re: manes

The more pressing question is what they do on a bad hair day.

edited 8th Jan '12 9:01:56 AM by LMage

I'd wanna go to see Celestia and Luna as they raise the Sun and the Moon.

It'd be awesome to witness first hand

edited 8th Jan '12 9:01:42 AM by gingerninja666

Indeed. I don't think I'd be very welcomed in Canterlot, though. I wear the 'Unemployed Hobo' look too well.

Come on. We all know that even breathing that goddamn not-polluted air will be awesome. That would be the best time of your life, bar none. Except if you're banished to the moon. But since you're not a superpowered maniac, you should be fine.

edited 8th Jan '12 9:05:59 AM by DhanaRagnarok

Under my antisocial and half-crazed loner mask, I'm just a big mushy cuddlebug really albeit one that knows how to work a suit of powered armor or a mechanoid.

Finally got some bobby pins for pony hairdressing, I only have 4 though D: I'll work on Honeybuzz and see what kind of manedo I can give her, prolly nothing like the Cheerilee style her artcard sported.

I'll keep an eye out for the next wave of ponies that comes with Applebuck Season on mini-DVD. Since I cannae buy episodes from iTunes and a DVD boxset isn't available yet, I shall pony up (ha) the bits to Hasbro by getting some ponies, and maybe some Nerf weaponry (I seek the Jolt and maybe a Rayven) and perhaps even some Transformers (I seek more interesting moulds and maybe even Device Label Soundwave, who has an integrated functional MP3 player that can take up to 2GB of SD card-loaded music). Support them and feedback for more G4 ponies!

I think my lungs would complain about the lack of trace carbon powders and the missing exhaust, I'm too used it already It would be awkward if a curious pony wanted us to return the favour by poking and prodding us.

edited 8th Jan '12 9:07:58 AM by AceOfScarabs

Do you think Luna gets crowds of ponies coming to see her raise the moon like they do for Celestia?

There's a good chance if I go there I would seem like a sociopath or something.

Curse my anxiety problem...

I'd hope so, but probably not. Definitely less than Celestia.

edited 8th Jan '12 9:08:58 AM by Badwolfwho

Maybe Canterlot has really popular Nightclubs.

I bet Luna gets a few night-shifters who come to enjoy the show, and perhaps some late-studying scholars come to thank her for letting them save on candles with the exceptionally bright and beautiful moonlit nights she gifts them with.

Again, I'd go to see her

Perk one about appearing in Equestria as a human : You get an instant audience with the Princesses

The RCV would be pretty painful to endure though. I hate being yelled at

edited 8th Jan '12 9:12:55 AM by gingerninja666

I would appreciate Luna's nights :D I'm a bit of a nocturnalist anyway. Must be my Chinese Zodiac of being a Tiger (or a Garfield, haha) that I enjoy prowling as part of the shadows late at night.

Hmmm. If you, theoretically, could transport yourself to Equestria, where would be the first place you'd want to pop up?

I'm a Monkey. It has little to do with my very chaotic sleeping schedule, though :p

edited 8th Jan '12 9:15:05 AM by GreatGodPan

I'd like to land somewhere near Ponyville that's not inside Everfree, even though my senses scream that Australia is supposed to be more deadly.

Not an Orangutan?

edited 8th Jan '12 9:15:43 AM by AceOfScarabs

In Celestia's bedroom.

...

... what? She's the one who'd be most likely to understand the situation

She's got All Night Long blasting through some speakers every time its night.

It'd be a great anthem if she succeeded with eternal night as NM.

ALLL NIGHT LOOOOONG

edited 8th Jan '12 9:16:41 AM by TheFreeman

I wish >_>