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#54951 Rich Reeders Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:23:51 PM from The land of Dirt from The land of Dirt

I'd go on a murder spree just to see how they handle it.

Can think outside the box, inside the chimney and would really like a Tylenol, thanks.

#54952 gingerninja 666 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:25:15 PM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

Pretty much.

He's very insecure about pulling off big crimes.

He has the talent to pull it off, but he gets too nervous when the steaks get too high

edited 16th Dec '11 5:26:11 PM by gingerninja666

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#54953 Mousa The 14 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:25:51 PM from Northern Virginia from Northern Virginia

They'd probably consider that horrible enough to be banished to the sun without trial.

edited 16th Dec '11 5:26:53 PM by MousaThe14

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When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.

#54954 Kyler Thatch Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:31:37 PM

There was Dash O'Pepper and Tomato Soup...two chef crims!

Seeing as how I feel rather responsible for the two characters, I have to ask: what would they even perpetrate, and why?

For the record, I've already had ideas congealing in my head about their characterization ever since I brought up the idea, so please excuse me if I start to become a little... er, restrictive, regarding their representation.

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#54955 pvtnum 11 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:32:34 PM from drivers seat from drivers seat

Yeah, stuff that crosses some pony version of a Moral Event Horizon would likely get Celestia or someone Really Important involved. Just look how Celestia reacted to Twilight's improper magic use.

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#54956 Mousa The 14 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:33:22 PM from Northern Virginia from Northern Virginia

Will they be small time crooks performing neigh-meaningless crimes for the sake of committing the like littering or vandalism or public disturbances or pulling a fire alarm?

edited 16th Dec '11 5:33:32 PM by MousaThe14

I analyze "Geek Culture" here.

When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.

#54957 pvtnum 11 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:34:53 PM from drivers seat from drivers seat

Stuff that would be viewed to us, anyway, as pranks.

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#54958 the Librarian Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:35:01 PM from his own little world from his own little world

I'm guessing that since they're cooking criminals they'd probably make food that looked delicious but made everyone sick, just for kicks.

Tick Tock, goes the clock/ He cradled and he rocked her/ Tick Tock, goes the clock/Till River kills the Doctor.

#54959 pvtnum 11 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:36:26 PM from drivers seat from drivers seat

Oh, that just goes beyond the pale. Have you ever had food poisoning? There are few things as bad as tasty food that makes you wish you would hurry up and die.

...that would fit with their job, though.

edited 16th Dec '11 5:37:00 PM by pvtnum11

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#54960 Applelight Limited Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:36:44 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot from Manehattan to Canterlot

And whilst they're puking their guts out...hit the bank!

Silver Age villiany at it's best!

edited 16th Dec '11 5:36:56 PM by ApplelightLimited

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#54961 Sky Strike Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:36:59 PM from over the Rainboom from over the Rainboom

How about they steal ingredients to make a massive pie/cake/food of evil? They pillage Sweet Apple Acres, loot Sugarcube Corner, and take Ditzy's muffins.

edited 16th Dec '11 5:37:17 PM by SkyStrike

Oh, look at that, it appears I've become BOLTED TO THE WALL!

#54962 Mousa The 14 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:37:02 PM from Northern Virginia from Northern Virginia

So "Baked Bads: This time We're Doing it on Purpose"? How would they distribute them? Would they sneak into people's stores and replace all the food there with their own?

Seems like selling them would be difficult to perpetrate, people would get wise after, like, the second time.

edited 16th Dec '11 5:38:03 PM by MousaThe14

I analyze "Geek Culture" here.

When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.

#54963 pvtnum 11 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:38:03 PM from drivers seat from drivers seat

Sprinkle dust or something on the goods...

"Ooo, itching powder! HAHAHAHHA" sprinkle sprinkle

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#54964 Sky Strike Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:39:33 PM from over the Rainboom from over the Rainboom

"My colon is so itchy!"

Oh, look at that, it appears I've become BOLTED TO THE WALL!

#54965 Mousa The 14 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:40:58 PM from Northern Virginia from Northern Virginia

That sounds horrifying.

I analyze "Geek Culture" here.

When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.

#54966 Kyler Thatch Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:42:27 PM

Tomato Soup wants to start a new restaurant (again), but doesn't have the capital for it. Black Pepper suggests a bank heist.

signatures are for the transient tropers

#54967 Sky Strike Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:43:05 PM from over the Rainboom from over the Rainboom

It's not like they only have to do one heinous thing. They could try all of these.

Oh, look at that, it appears I've become BOLTED TO THE WALL!

#54968 pvtnum 11 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:43:09 PM from drivers seat from drivers seat

Nah, it would manifest first as your mouth itching, then all their stomach bits itching or something, followed by a bad butt itch later, provided that the powder survives digestion long enough to still be effective at the back end.

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#54969 gingerninja 666 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:43:40 PM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

Sorry, just browsing and I wanted to post this:

Heart attack imminent

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony

#54970 pvtnum 11 Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:44:01 PM from drivers seat from drivers seat

Bank Heist? I see that happening.

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#54971 Seraphem Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:44:04 PM from Delamare from Delamare

They try to get some free advertising. By painting there names and the name of there restaurant on every wall they can.

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#54972 Applelight Limited Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:45:01 PM from Manehattan to Canterlot from Manehattan to Canterlot

Plus their outfits...chef hats and domino masks.

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Tealove is best pony.

#54973 Sky Strike Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:45:23 PM from over the Rainboom from over the Rainboom

YOU FOOL!

YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

edited 16th Dec '11 5:45:37 PM by SkyStrike

Oh, look at that, it appears I've become BOLTED TO THE WALL!

#54974 the Librarian Fri, 16th Dec '11 5:59:06 PM from his own little world from his own little world

Meh, seen it.

Tick Tock, goes the clock/ He cradled and he rocked her/ Tick Tock, goes the clock/Till River kills the Doctor.

#54975 Ace Of Scarabs Fri, 16th Dec '11 6:02:15 PM from Singapore from Singapore

Pft, amateur, it takes a stronger concentration of cute to affect me

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