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#49626 The Freeman Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:44:04 AM from Hialeah,FL. from Hialeah,FL.

If we donate to save ponies, then I'll give loose change.

-starts throwing pennies at Hasbro HQ-

You can't stop what's coming.

#49627 Crowfall Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:44:25 AM

True, but only because sentience isn't something we've really encountered in animals before. If the ponies did show up in real life people would be all over those laws getting them equal rights. The bronies would at least.

Getting the ponies equal rights, not the laws. That would just be silly.

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edited 5th Dec '11 4:45:57 AM by Crowfall

#49628 Ace Of Scarabs Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:48:25 AM from Singapore from Singapore

There are many, many military bronies. No one would mess with them if they were to protect any ponies visiting our world.

edited 5th Dec '11 4:52:09 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#49629 gingerninja 666 Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:51:16 AM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

I'm with Crow, the first thing we'd do upon encountering another sapient species would be to try and give them equal rights.

As much as some people would like me to believe, I DON'T like to think that humans are constantly on the lookout for new slaves.

edited 5th Dec '11 4:52:02 AM by gingerninja666

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#49630 Death Cloud Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:55:22 AM

There is Kent Brockman picture showing how we should react to ponies when they come.

They are like the others. Strange, hideous, resisting, fighting. Only these were not like the others. They did not die.

#49631 Crowfall Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:56:29 AM

Don't be ridiculous. That's second. The first thing we'd do with a new sapient species (not necessarily ponies) is try to have sex with it.

edited 5th Dec '11 4:56:44 AM by Crowfall

#49632 Applelight Limited Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:56:38 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot from Manehattan to Canterlot

If we're willing to give rights to mass murdering despots...I'm sure we can give them to the cute little ponies.

I ship Pinkie & Mac...trust me...I know what I'm doing.

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#49633 The Freeman Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:58:19 AM from Hialeah,FL. from Hialeah,FL.

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

edited 5th Dec '11 5:15:32 AM by TheFreeman

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#49634 gingerninja 666 Mon, 5th Dec '11 4:59:16 AM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

Would YOU do that though?

I have no qualms in saying that I would be open to it

I try to have Captain Jack Harkness' mentality. "So many species, So little time"

edited 5th Dec '11 5:00:45 AM by gingerninja666

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Tealove is best pony

#49635 Kuro Fox Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:01:35 AM from a silly place from a silly place

Guys, ever thought it weirds people out when you talk about wanting to bone ponies?

Sentient or not, still miniature horses.

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#49636 Idler 20 Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:01:49 AM

Ewww, pony sex.

Pony snuggles, however, are entirely wholesome and appropriate. I'd love to get a cuddle from Fluttershy.

"it would teach children that if their granny or grandad is dead, they come into play with 1/1 counters."

#49637 Crowfall Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:03:23 AM

I am under no obligation to respond to that.

This I'll agree with. They just look so cuddly.

#49638 The Freeman Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:03:25 AM from Hialeah,FL. from Hialeah,FL.

Its only weird if you make it weird.

But thats not how I swing, sooo...

edited 5th Dec '11 5:03:33 AM by TheFreeman

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#49639 Kuro Fox Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:03:46 AM from a silly place from a silly place

Hugs are certainly fine.

Kisses would be pushing it, even if they're not on the mouth.

It's different for something sapient than say, a pet. I've seen pet owners kiss cats and dogs on their foreheads, not too odd.

If it was a human intelligent being? A bit weird.

edited 5th Dec '11 5:04:53 AM by KuroFox

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#49640 Applelight Limited Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:07:20 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot from Manehattan to Canterlot

Sorry, no pony sex for me. That's a step too far for me...sorry.

I ship Pinkie & Mac...trust me...I know what I'm doing.

Tealove is best pony.

#49641 Kuro Fox Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:09:56 AM from a silly place from a silly place

Same. I'm not horsexual.

Even if I would experiment with Inters Pecies Romance I'd have the minimal requirement (but certainly not the ONLY requirement) of being bipedal.

You wished court was this cool.

#49642 Crowfall Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:13:26 AM

I honestly did not intend to take the conversation in this direction. Is this my fault? *checks previous posts* Yup, looks like.

I know they're horses and all, but since they're intelligent I see it as equivalent to hooking up with an alien. Maybe a bit weird due to the different body structure, but honestly we're kidding ourselves if we expect most aliens to be humanoid bipeds.

#49643 Moe Dantes Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:22:31 AM from the Land of Classics from the Land of Classics

If the ponies came into our world, I'd try to get Twilight to study Japanese with me.

The sex would come once we could ask for it in the proper language.

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#49644 The Freeman Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:23:38 AM from Hialeah,FL. from Hialeah,FL.

Oh my!

You can't stop what's coming.

#49645 gingerninja 666 Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:24:35 AM from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles

You bein' speciesist?

They're just as intelligent as us. No reason we can't have an intimate romantic relationship with them (I'm aware that not all relationships need to involve bonking, but many do)

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony

#49646 Crowfall Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:26:26 AM

"You want me to learn a language that will be of absolutely no use to me once I return to my own world, which I will do as soon as possible to get away from all these creeps trying to get into my saddle?"

#49647 Kuro Fox Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:27:37 AM from a silly place from a silly place

Sorry, but the quadpedalism kills it for me. It just hits too close to bestiality on how they look.

Though I wouldn't shun them. They all seem like a friendly bunch to talk to.

"onto."

edited 5th Dec '11 5:28:18 AM by KuroFox

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#49648 Idler 20 Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:28:03 AM

In theory, if ponies were real, the taboo against having relationships with them would eventually fade, since they have human intellect and all. But they're not real, and it's rather creepy to talk about wanting to do them.

I'd get Rarity to give me a makeover, though.

"it would teach children that if their granny or grandad is dead, they come into play with 1/1 counters."

#49649 Kuro Fox Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:29:15 AM from a silly place from a silly place

Yeah, it's creepy/weird but I wont judge and leave you to your... Fantasies.

You wished court was this cool.

#49650 Crowfall Mon, 5th Dec '11 5:30:26 AM

Yeah, couching this in terms of would you have sex with them is a little weird. It's probably a bit more reasonable to ask would you be willing to try a relationship with a pony?