I don't know why it amuses me when this thread gets awkward and everybody starts talking about things nobody wants to talk about.

I honestly can't decide which wonderbolt ship I prefer, thus far. Soarin', to my mind, is Adorkable by default(I know I keep haring on this, but c'mon, Matt-freaking-Hill. I don't think I've seen him not be a giant dweeb) Which is great for Dash, but all those Dash Fire pics are just so damn cute!

...yes. Yes, I, a man who a mere three months ago openly decried non-cannon shipping, justed typed a comment proclaiming myself torn between two ships between main and oneshot characters. In a kids show. About ponies. My parents would be proud.

I don't like shipping. I tolerate it in this fandom because the pictures are cute, and pictures don't require me to invest time reading. Though I get very annoyed at all the shippers who chime in any time someone makes a "hey, this show should include a Gay Aesop."

I don't like shipping.

But I like Soarin'. The "My pieeee!" bit was priceless.

edited 11th May '11 11:55:56 PM by Pannic

I just want to see how awkward it can get before somebody snaps/gets serious.

Is it weird that I'm already experiencing Lostalgia or something like it? (It doesn't help that this and Clerks: The Animated Series are the only shows I've seen every episode of.)

There's a trope for that feeling!?
That's exactly how I felt halfway through Ozy and Millie when I found out it had an end.

edited 12th May '11 12:09:18 AM by Zeromaeus

On it.

So I'm wondering how well Rainbow Dash and Gilda's relationship would have worked, since claws and a beak probably aren't the best things to try and pleasure someone with.

edited 12th May '11 12:07:05 AM by Crowfall

...Wow, I've never realized it before, but I think this is the only show I've seen every episode of.

I came close with Doctor Who (new series only), but I have since fallen an entire season behind.

As a fanatic of most things nerdy, I've seen every episode of a great number of things.

Casshern Sins was a trial, I tell you what. Gorgeous art. Terrible pacing.

I'm working on that maze Sand posted, and I think I'm maybe a fifth of the way done.

I opened the file in MS Paint and started deleting all the dead ends I found.

Hey don't feel bad. I get onto people for Rule 34ing this show and yet I posted a fanfic with implied rape.

... And afterward realized I actually kind of like Twilight/Pinkie Pie shipping. What would the portmanteau for that be? TwiPie? Pinkle?

Twinkie Pie.

edited 12th May '11 1:17:55 AM by Crowfall

I like Twinkie Pie.

Hey, if anyone ever criticizes my OTP, I get to use the Twinkie defense! ;)

Hey everypony! Have a soundscape!

Man, honestly? I can't stand that scene. I don't like slapstick in general, I don't like the circumstances under which it happened, and I think it crossed an uncomfortable line there. I think one of the weaknesses of the show is that it often doesn't seem to know what kind of a tone it wants. If an anvil is only going to cause Amusing Injuries, why should they worry about falling rocks? Of course, they didn't, because afterwards it was like "it's a miracle we survived, haha oh well".

I'm looking forward to it. Maybe I can use it to show that friend of mine what the hell I'm on about when I'm talking to her about ponies.

It's so weird, she watches children's shows and is nice and thought Pokemon was too violent for girls and stuff, and knows and willingly accepts that I read Yotsuba To, but after such a long time she's still absolutely distraught by the idea that I watch this series.

And claims that men are more accepting about those things among each other.

I don't even know.

I find it ironic that a show about horses would be so popular for its asses.

One of the reasons why I liked Feeling Pinkie Keen (and this show in general) is because of the slapstick. The girly shows that I've seen are usually so saccharine and believing in Beauty is Never Tarnished, that it's really nice to get a Looney Tunes feel finally.

I only got my friend to finally cave and watch it because he realized that he was acting exactly like someone he loathes, and writing it off without seeing it, never mind that he's been completely fine with things I've recommended before. There just seems to be this inherit negative connotation with the franchise.

Hey guys, I'm trying to get my mind to wake up and I'm crapping out a random story to do it. Hope ya'll don't mind.

Random Skit #1 by Edmond Dantes

It was a rainy day in Ponyville, one of those regularly scheduled rainy days that exists mainly to prevent droughts and help the Apple family's crops grow. Twilight Sparkle had been caught in the rain, Spike on her back, and was quickly travelling home when she saw the most amazing sight:

Pinkie Pie rolling around in the mud.

So Twilight walked up to her and said "Hey Pinkie Pie, what... exactly are you doing?"

"Hi Twilight!" Pinkie answered in her usual overexcited manner. "I'm just trying to smooth the wrinkles out of my skin! Rarity told me mud is really good for that!"

Twilight giggled, and was about to tell her that Rarity meant a different kind of mud, but for some reason she couldn't bring herself to do it. Pinkie Pie was so beautiful, rolling in the mud...

"Uhh, Twi?" Spike tapped her side, "We gotta get going."

"Oh, right." Twi looked at Pinkie one last time and then said "Umm, you might want to get inside. Don't wanna catch a cold or anything."

Pinkie Pie stood up. "Yeah, I guess so."

Completely on a whim, Twilight said "Come to my place, its closer. We can have a sleepover!"

"Okay!" Pinkie answered excitedly.

And so they went home together. Once Spike was dried and put to bed, Twilight said "By the way Pinkie, there's something in the basement I want to show you."

"Oh, what, what?!"

"You'll see."

This picture sums up the rest of the night:

Fin.

edited 12th May '11 3:52:16 AM by MoeDantes

what on earth are you trying to decide that ends with rape?

Umm well, it just happens that the first time I saw that episode, I thought that looked more like a bondage setup than science.

...

By the way guys, remember we were talking about a Final Fantasy-style RPG earlier? Apparently somebody else had the same idea. (but... Celestia as the final boss? Really?)

Dammit, not all shippers are like that! Some just like delicious pony romance in their spare time and don't want any of that shit in the show!

I found this very funny. And I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who caught this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brony

Bronies we have place to live.

So true.

Okay, I think I've got the Purviews and such down for the Scion Ponies. Admittedly, some of them I kinda' pulled out of my ass. Friendship is the Pantheon-Specific Purview.

Applejack:Earth, Epic Strength, Epic Stamina, Fertility, Guardian, Friendship.

Fluttershy:Epic Charisma, Animal, Health, Guardian, War, Friendship.

Twilight: Magic, Epic Intelligence, Justice, Epic Wits, Friendship.

Rainbow Dash: Sky, Epic Dexterity, Epic Perception, Chaos, Water, Friendship.

Rarity: Epic Appearance, Epic Manipulation, Epic Charisma, Friendship.

Pinkie Pie: Psychopomp, Chaos, Epic Dexterity, Epic Stamina, Freindship.

Celestia:Sun, Fire, Justice, Health, Friendship.

Luna: Darkness, Moon, Epic Appearance, Friendship.

/irrelevantbullcrap

edited 12th May '11 9:26:24 AM by Bindlestick