Woah, die!?
When did the pony thread get so dark and edgey!?
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Blueblood's friends would probably be as dickish as he is. Who else would want to spend any amount of time with him?
I think he would be a user. You're only my friend so long as I can get something out of you. Just trying to establish were him and Fancy Free are with each other.
That's the first time I've seen a toilet with a height requirement.
Don't know why I left the homestead
I really must confess
My dad didn't watch -Ah, I get it.
Ponies with lasers?
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I'm only really using Blue Blood to avoid having to make up more characters. And maybe to explain why Fancy is a jerk to begin with.
All I want is some frickin' ponies with frickin' laser beams on their heads! Is that too much to ask for?!
I think you're looking for a Twilight. When you need something magically obliterated, accept no substitute.
Don't know why I left the homestead
I really must confess
Sorry. You get ponies with laser pointers.
If I were stuck in a shed with anypony, it would probably be Rainbow Dash, if only because she'd rainboom her way out of there in ten minutes flat.
I don't think she'd be able to get up enough speed.
Stop speaking German. I can't understand the language at all.
Warum?
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
So now we're going cyberpunk? OK, the unicorns are now cyborgs with guns for horns. And the pegasi now have jet packs.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.
And the earth ponies....
The earth ponies....
Man, they just can't catch a break.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
And cowboy ponies with laser guns with giant bayonets that are more like swords and ring blades and CHESTO! -foams from the mouth-
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If there isn't one already, there needs to be Pony in the Shell vids. I know there's Pony Bebop.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.
Bow before the pegasi! Flight makes might!
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
No.
That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.