Fluttershy locked me in the shed...I want to say by accident.
@ CDRW: Because there's always the chance that the pony in question could be Pinkie, on a sugar rush and feeling particularly chatty.
If we need something to talk about, we could always break out the old
pony personality chart
◊ again. It's been a while by my estimation.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
If I were stuck in a shed with anypony, it would probably be Rainbow Dash, if only because she'd rainboom her way out of there in ten minutes flat.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.
@Dalek: Ah yes... that could work. Thing is, I'm not sure what I am...
It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.
-Azreal
I really need to watch the second half of EG.
Twilight, because she could teleport us out of the shed.
Big Mac could just obliterate the shed.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
If you were stuck in a hermetically sealed, anti-magic, fourth-wall-power-proof, adamantium box for the rest of your soon-to-be very short life with a pony, which pony would you want to die with you?
Yes. Die. Now, is the pony who's going to die with you one that you hate, or one who's company you'll enjoy in your last moments?
My impending death is made sweeter by the knowledge that I'm taking Prince Blueblood with me.
Someone should make a EQG parody video of them stomping their feet and clapping their hands in the cafeteria...and then they break into a rousing rendition of "We Will Rock You."
All this talk of small spaces is reminding of me of my dream/nightmare last night. I was stuck in a humanized version of Fallout Equestria during a megaspell attack. We only lasted a few days before we turned on each other.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.
I like to think Blueblood's closest friend is his long-suffering butler.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?