Discworld elves seem more like humanoid abominations than anything else especially sense the text often compares them to inorganic things trying and failing to look human.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
After I read some Discworld, I've never been able to see the genuinely nice elves in the same way ever again.
edited 24th May '13 11:34:13 AM by Uilleam
I'm not actually Gordon Freeman, though it would be awesome if I was.
Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.
@Syd: Saw that yonks ago.
Still causes diabeetus.
I'm not actually Gordon Freeman, though it would be awesome if I was.
Oh my cute two seconds of adorable.
Tealove is best pony.
Ask The Mane Six
@Applelight: Just don't get pulled over again.
Pointy ears just make me think of Vulcans.
Elves tend to be a bit dull to me. Other fantasy races have more personality.
What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Yay, maybe more Drunk Apple!
Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.
Man, I haven't gone drinking in ages. I think the last time was in February.
Drunk Applelight should be good for a laugh.
edited 24th May '13 12:36:36 PM by PurpleDalek
What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
i suspect there will be much taco hotting in the future.
It's either a gift from his daughter or the truck driver's one of us.
One of us.
Even if dwarves are always the same, I still find them more engaging than elves. Elves usually default to "condescending assholes" and don't move an inch.
What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
Not sure how you guys feel on the matter, but a friend's getting me some pot later on so ask me anything and you'll be sure to get amusing responses.
Then Apple and I can have a duel of ever ore bewildering wordplay.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
But all the trashy TV airs during the day.
What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!