Because ponyslaughter isn't funny.
No they wouldn't even be hurt. It's all cartoony silliness.
Tealove is best pony.
Ask The Mane Six
just covered in pinkie spit and shuddering at what he had seen.
and the pony that got burped out would just sit there with a dazed look, like "...what just happened?'"
you're stronger than you think you are.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
This is gold. It's going down in my books.
Tealove is best pony.
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Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
pinkie a Lovecraftian horror? nah to easy.
you're stronger than you think you are.
okay,
this
is legitimately funny.
you're stronger than you think you are.
Evening everypony. What's going on?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
http://derpibooru.org/325119?scope=scpe344844ead7cea5bb1d5150e793642970248ff7a6
In the order of the panels;
- It sure does.
- Oh please stop it Doctor.
- It is quite relaxing.
- Running on clouds isn't that much fun. Very poor traction.
- Now that's my kind of hobby.
- No, not really. You, erm, I don't know what you're... I'm talking about.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
@Ed: Those are nice, but the noses (or lack thereof) looks a bit odd.