My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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darkabomination avatar
#364576 from deep within the Time Vortex
I've had girls being envious of my hair and nails.

Some have described it as a rich brown with blonde streaks. Anyway, I need a cut every 3-and-a-half weeks or it starts getting shaggy in a month.

Same with nails, I need them trimmed every two weeks.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
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#364577 from a NES cartridge
I was cursed with girls who hated facial hair! They wanted my beard and stache shaved!
It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.

-Azreal
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#364578 from A Witches Barrier
I remember a few years ago when my brother had long shaggy hair and when he shaved his beard and mustache he looked a little like John Lennon.
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.
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#364579 from somewhere
I've asked how I look better to many, and apparently I look better shaved.

As to envy from girls, many have said they'd kill to have my eyelashes. I'd gladly give 'em away, they keep getting in my eyes.
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#364580 from Meinong's jungle
I've gotten both people who prefer me with and without the beard.
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#364581 from Andromeda Galaxy
You humans get picky with hair? Then again, with as little hair as you humans have, I can understand why.tongue
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
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#364582 from somewhere
Gotta compensate for the reduced palette somehow.
Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.
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#364583 from A parallel universe
so Orion, do you style your mane, or do you just wake up with it like that?
you're stronger than you think you are.
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#364584 from The Underground Facility
Wait, that's why Star Swirl The Bearded had that title in particular.

Have you ever seen any other pony with a beard?
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#364585
@J Teeth: The solution is obvious. Shave half of your face. That way everyone will love you!
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#364586 from Andromeda Galaxy
@Crimson: I don't do to much to stylize. I just get a comb and do whatever.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
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#364587 from Appleloosa
Have you ever seen any other pony with a beard?

I think there have been, though I don't remember off the top of my head.
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#364588 from Meinong's jungle
[up][up]I actually did that once to mess with my mom.

Re: ponies with beards: I think Mr. Greenhooves or whoever had a beard.
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#364589 from riding the wave
There was a Pinkie clone who successfully disguised herself as somepony's beard.
And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...
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#364590
Yeah, what's up with ponies with facial hair? They already have a coat, so do all stallions have extra hair, or is it just the especially manly ones?
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#364591 from The Underground Facility
[up][up][up] What episode?

[up][up] Bud did he have a bead, or was it just Pinkie on a bare chin?

edited 6th May '13 7:52:36 PM by Enlong

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#364592 from A Witches Barrier
Maybe he was named "The Bearded" because his beard out bearded all of history's other beards?

edited 6th May '13 7:53:16 PM by PrincessGwenevere

Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.
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#364593 from Appleloosa
I still like the idea of 'the bearded' being an ironic title. But that's a lot less likely since he's been confirmed as male.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#364594 from Meinong's jungle
Now I'm imagining the ponies having a beard contest.

All these posts are perfect for the tumblrs.
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#364595 from Andromeda Galaxy
I know Celestia had a beard at one point, but then again, I was a colt when that was a thing, so my memory may be a bit skewed.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
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#364596 from A Witches Barrier
Well considering that very few stallions seem to have beards, growing a beard may be difficult. So, if Star Swirl had a mighty beard, that might be a big deal for ponies.

Conclusion? Star Swirl either: A) Made a spell that enhanced beard growing, or B) Traveled forward in time, took a page from Fluttershy's book, and used beard extensions.

If it's the latter, Twi would be crushed.

edited 6th May '13 8:01:23 PM by PrincessGwenevere

Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.
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#364597 from riding the wave
I know Celestia had a beard at one point, but then again, I was a colt when that was a thing, so my memory may be a bit skewed.
Who did you hear about this from? Is it possible they were using a different definition of beard?
And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...
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#364598 from deep within the Time Vortex
Everypony in this thread's crazy!
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
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#364599 from Andromeda Galaxy
@Meta: From myself? Again, my memory is very skewed.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
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#364600 from A parallel universe
@dark: we have a reaction image for that. let me see if i can find it... ah! here it is.

edited 6th May '13 8:15:51 PM by crimsonstorm15

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