I keep my hair, mustache and beard in a closely-cropped buzz cut.
I have a message from another time...
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Aside from that, I'm not sure what kind of beard you're thinking of Orion. Unless you're mistaken for
another type of beard.
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Anytime. *picks up oar*
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Don't forget.
Always, somewhere,
someone is fighting for you.
As long as you remember her,
you are not alone.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
Does slapping a zombie (Irish or otherwise) have any kind of effect?
I'd think that slapping a zombie makes a mess. You don't want that stuff on your hands.
Slapping them with a fish is at least 137% more effective.
Honestly, you're probably better off getting the sleep anyway. Cramming does no good if you're too tired to remember anything.
Yeah, best clear you head, Irish. An active brain is no good for sleep, zombie or not.
Don't forget.
Always, somewhere,
someone is fighting for you.
As long as you remember her,
you are not alone.
Sleep as well as a zombie can sleep, Irish.
Conclusion? Star Swirl either: A) Made a spell that enhanced beard growing, or B) Traveled forward in time, took a page from Fluttershy's book, and used beard extensions.
Seeing how easily Twilight can create mustaches, I don't think beards would be a problem.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Not to sound too crazy, but anyone ever notice pony is quite surreal while being drunk? A friend gave me a bit of wine.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
@Story: Then... he used extensions? :V
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Pony is quite surreal while sober as well. Ever try explaining an episode to a friend?
Don't forget.
Always, somewhere,
someone is fighting for you.
As long as you remember her,
you are not alone.
"you see it's a show about brightly colored ponies, pegasii, and unicorns learning about friendship while battling evil unicorns, shape-shifting insect-ponies, and other creatures." man, it sounds like an anime pitch.
you're stronger than you think you are.
Trust me, you don't want to see me with to much cider.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
@Orion: it can't be any worse than King Sombra when he showed up here high off his flank.
you're stronger than you think you are.
You can make any show sound weird if you want to.
Homestuck is a story where act 1 is about a boy stuck at home on his birthday and Act 5 ends with a godlike half-dog girl shrinking a bunch of planets to carry with her as she flies off on a giant golden battleship through the fourth wall to escape the destruction of the universe. Ok, bad example.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Want weird? How about a world of bipedal apes that where they have the power to wipe out their entire planet?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.