My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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#364601 from Cranberry World
I keep my hair, mustache and beard in a closely-cropped buzz cut.
Twilight says you're a motherf***er.
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#364602 from The Underground Facility
Ah yes, that incident.
I have a message from another time...
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#364603 from Texas
Hi, guys...


Could you guys do me a favor? Next time I mention that I have something I need to do, but I'm going to procrastinate on it, slap me.
I have no hat and I must scream.
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#364604 from A Witches Barrier
[up][up] Aside from that, I'm not sure what kind of beard you're thinking of Orion. Unless you're mistaken for another type of beard.

[up] Anytime. *picks up oar*

edited 6th May '13 8:18:22 PM by PrincessGwenevere

Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.
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#364605 from Andromeda Galaxy
@Enlong: That's the beard!
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
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#364606 from Cranberry World
Does slapping a zombie (Irish or otherwise) have any kind of effect?
Twilight says you're a motherf***er.
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#364607 from riding the wave
@Orion: Oh, if you saw this yourself, then nevermind.

I thought you were saying that Celestia had a beard, which opens a huge and rather frightening can of worms.
And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...
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#364608 from Texas
[up][up]No clue, but it can't hurt to try.

edited 6th May '13 8:21:00 PM by IrishZombie

I have no hat and I must scream.
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#364609 from Meinong's jungle
I'd think that slapping a zombie makes a mess. You don't want that stuff on your hands.
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#364610 from riding the wave
Slapping them with a fish is at least 137% more effective.
And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...
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#364611 from Texas
I just spent the last ten hours writing up a research paper for my history class that's due in...

checks clock

about an hour and a half now. It's still two pages short, but I'm entirely out of stamina, so I'm sending it in as it is. Luckily I have a good enough grade in that class to absorb any sort of hit this thing will make.

...and the hell of it is, I have a Japanese oral exam to prepare for tomorrow, so I'm going to have to get up early tomorrow to write up what I'm going to say. (Don't slap me for that, it doesn't count. I'm in serious need of sleep right now.)
I have no hat and I must scream.
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#364612 from Meinong's jungle
Honestly, you're probably better off getting the sleep anyway. Cramming does no good if you're too tired to remember anything.
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#364613 from A Witches Barrier
Yeah, best clear you head, Irish. An active brain is no good for sleep, zombie or not.
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.
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#364614 from Texas
Sounds like a plan, then. I'll see you guys sometime tomorrow, after I've compensated my brain for the overtime work it's putting in.

I have no hat and I must scream.
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#364615 from Meinong's jungle
Goodnight, Irish.
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#364616 from Cranberry World
Sleep as well as a zombie can sleep, Irish.
Twilight says you're a motherf***er.
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#364617 from Appleloosa
Conclusion? Star Swirl either: A) Made a spell that enhanced beard growing, or B) Traveled forward in time, took a page from Fluttershy's book, and used beard extensions.

Seeing how easily Twilight can create mustaches, I don't think beards would be a problem.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#364618 from deep within the Time Vortex
Not to sound too crazy, but anyone ever notice pony is quite surreal while being drunk? A friend gave me a bit of wine.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
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#364619 from A Witches Barrier
@Story: Then... he used extensions? :V

[up] Pony is quite surreal while sober as well. Ever try explaining an episode to a friend?
Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone.
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#364620 from A parallel universe
"you see it's a show about brightly colored ponies, pegasii, and unicorns learning about friendship while battling evil unicorns, shape-shifting insect-ponies, and other creatures." man, it sounds like an anime pitch.
you're stronger than you think you are.
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#364621 from Andromeda Galaxy
Trust me, you don't want to see me with to much cider.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
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#364622 from Over there. Maybe?
[up][up]And sometimes they have naked pillow fights, and cougars prey on married men!
Visit my DeviantArt! I've got blood and ponies. The Bureau Project
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#364623 from A parallel universe
@Orion: it can't be any worse than King Sombra when he showed up here high off his flank.
you're stronger than you think you are.
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#364624 from Appleloosa
You can make any show sound weird if you want to.

Homestuck is a story where act 1 is about a boy stuck at home on his birthday and Act 5 ends with a godlike half-dog girl shrinking a bunch of planets to carry with her as she flies off on a giant golden battleship through the fourth wall to escape the destruction of the universe. Ok, bad example.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#364625 from Andromeda Galaxy
Want weird? How about a world of bipedal apes that where they have the power to wipe out their entire planet?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.