@Irish
He's actually got a point there. If something is at rest, it cannot be stopped...
What doesn't kill you IS GOING TO DIE!!!
-checks his insurance documents-
Let me see: It covers thunderstorms, hurricanes, Changeling invasions, threats of planetwide freezing, zompony attacks, the CMC, psychotic genius-level princesses...
Nope, nothing on nuclear damage. Damn it, what kind of half-rate company did I get in the first place? Screw it, I'm switching to Mareco.
edited 5th May '13 8:55:14 PM by darkabomination
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
i had to OD on brain bleach once. i now have little memory of ever seeing the Last Airbender movie. or anything else from that day.
@dark:i love how CMC adventures are something you need insurance for.
edited 5th May '13 8:59:18 PM by crimsonstorm15
you're stronger than you think you are.
The what? No, Avatar the Last Air Bender was always an animated series, and in fact had no adaptations, live action or otherwise.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
Better check that. Lots of companies save thousands by inserting an exception to coverage where Vogon poetry is involved.
I have a message from another time...
My insurance only covers being shot dead by the Equestria Defence Force, the Ponyville Militia, the Manehattan Police Department, Central Defence Agency, Changeling Detection Agency, Equestrian Bureau of Investigation (Hostage Rescue Teams or agents) and of course, hailstorms.
What doesn't kill you IS GOING TO DIE!!!
Yay for cute-face princesses!
Being shot dead by a hailstorm?
I have a message from another time...
Yes. Pegasi are in charge of weather, aren't they?
edited 5th May '13 9:07:32 PM by Steventheman
What doesn't kill you IS GOING TO DIE!!!
But of course. The Crusaders practically destroy anything they can get their adorable little hooves on.
Oh the property may be rebuilt, but there is no repairing the scars in all those poor ponies' minds.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
Hail makes the perfect bullets, after all. If made properly, it can be hard and sharp enough to penetrate, then immediately shatter into pieces. And best of all, it melts away, leaving no evidence behind.
So you see why I'm scared of them?
And I really need to get my hands on one of those Pegasi-Targeting Guns.
What doesn't kill you IS GOING TO DIE!!!
Is Acid Rain a thing in Equestria.
Which as I've mentioned a few times, is why pegasi are one hell of a scary prospect if Equestria ever goes to war.
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
Maybe when a weather department gets stoned.
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I have drawn plans for a new weapon called the Wingclipper.
It's a sawblade bow, basically...
edited 5th May '13 9:19:08 PM by Steventheman
What doesn't kill you IS GOING TO DIE!!!
Double rainboom, what does it mean?
Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead.
Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.
(slightly nsfw)
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