Why does Luna own a controlling stock in Oreo since last year?
See Whats' answer
Can ponies use a computer mouse?
They can move it around with their hooves and press the buttons with their tongues.
How do ponies steer bicycles?
Do their bicycles only have backpedal brakes?
Don't know enough about bicycles to answer those.
Do pony
ST Ds have punny names?
Stuff like
Gronirhea
, perhaps?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if Fluttershy cut a beaver?
Back to the normal amount. It went on strike until she promised to do it.
Is the colorful coloration displayed by ponies a warning to predators that they are poisonous to consume?
Most definitely.
How does Twilight feel about verbing nouns?
[Insert joke, because there really should be one here, but I can't think of a good one.]
Does Spike ever get heartburn?
Probably
How does Celestia feel about the fact that she is the most consistently evil pony on Fimfiction.net?
The same way she feels about that rumor about her orgasms being as hot as the sun a while back.
Is it true that the random musical numbers are the result of Celestia's plan to integrate music into every corner of pony society in order to sate her music fetish?
No, that's Fleur de Lis' plan, she's just using Celestia as a pawn.
Does that dress make Rarity look fat?
No, but that hat does.
Is it true that Luna abuses her position as a dreamwalker to give Blueblood unending nightmares?
No, just Jet Set and Upper Crust.
Why have I never seen a ponified Nikola Tesla?
You didn't Google Search it, maybe?