As odd as it sounds, Pinkie's explanation for why we don't know how to get you a way to Equestria is actually quite accurate.
Without direct knowledge of your world's physics and magical interaction, it's impossible to figure out how to construct a passageway between the two worlds. Honestly, it's rather surprising that the internet connection even works.
@Pinkie: Applejack is a perfectly competent baker as long as she isn't suffering from the effects of sleep deprivation.
Everything is going to be fine!
Oh, hi Twilight. I haven't seen you here in a while.
Yes, dying is bad. Which is why the phrase works. Something is so good that you'd willingly suffer something had to have it.
edited 5th Apr '13 2:20:52 PM by Enlong
I have a message from another time...
Yeah, for the most part they did quite well with it. This year I wrote up a plan ahead of time for Mayor to use so I wouldn't have to run the whole thing myself again this year. For the most part it went pretty well. Although I must admit I still haven't gotten the hang of using those snowplows. I think I'll stay away from those next year.
@Pinkie: Yes, it has been quite a while. I've been busy.
edited 5th Apr '13 2:27:47 PM by TwilightSparkle
Everything is going to be fine!
That depends on whether you count Hearts And Hooves Day as a holiday. But I do! You can never have too many excuses for a party! That reminds me, I need to prepare for Gummy's half birthday party.
oh, wow. um... hey twilight. i definitely didn't expect you to be here, your highness.
you're stronger than you think you are.
Oh, no! They've all transformed into giant, Swedish, lederhosen-clad yodelers! Run!
Please, don't start with the whole "Your Highness" thing. It just feels
weird to be addressed like that. Just call me Twilight.
Except for you, Lightning Dash. You better pile on the honorifics after you almost
killed my friends.
Everything is going to be fine!
@Irish Zombie: okay, that was adorable.
@Syd Twilight, Pinkie,
and Lightning Dust are on.
edited 5th Apr '13 2:43:45 PM by crimsonstorm15
you're stronger than you think you are.
@Syd:
Everything is going to be fine!
Can I call you "the scholar formally known as Princess"?
I have a message from another time...
I'm going to have dinner. I'll be back later.
Everything is going to be fine!
okay. see you later twilight.
and King Sombra, it's good to know you guys haven't been arrested yet. also, it seems that one of your new arch-enemies was on, but you just missed her.
you're stronger than you think you are.
Too late for the "Weird Place" pic?
"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch
YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd
Gah! Twilight? How has everything been? I seem to meet all these... new faces! -looks about, before collapsing to the ground-
It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.
-Azreal
@Syd: i'm on it.
you're stronger than you think you are.