Lieutenant: Sir, I Apologize for the interruption but it appears there's been some disturbances that require your attention.
Captain of the Guard: Can't it wait! Is it too much to ask just for one night of quiet to watch the ceremony in peace?
Lieutenant: Sir, it's a code Alpha-457 level security breach.
Captain: Flying bucking feathers! Why didn't you nay so earlier? If true, we may be already too late!
Captain: Derpy Hooves, we know your in there. Put the muffins down, and come out with your hooves up.
Derpy while frantically cramming muffins in her mouth: No, you cannot take away my muffins! They're mine, all mine!
Royal Guard: M.S. Hooves, we tracked the trail of crumbs to your present location. The muffins in question have been mysteriously found unaccounted for in the royal feast commemorating Princess Twilight Sparkle's coronation...
Derpy now scrambling for the window: What proof do you have that it was me? That could have been anypony.
Royal Guard: M.S. Hooves, you yourself are a widely-recognized sufferer of muffin addiction and have failed to attend your last five weekly muffin therapy sessions. We must insist that...
Derpy now breaking open the window with the remaining muffins stuffed in her saddlebags: Freedom!
Super Terbo Muffin Hyper Derping Mode, activate.
Royal Guard: Sweet Celestia, not again!
Lieutenant: Sir, we have another one.
Captain: Pinkamena Diane Pie, we know your in there. Come out with your hooves up, remove all party related ammunition, and put the cupcakes down.
Pinkie Pie: okey dokey loki! —fires party canon—
Captain: That's it. I'm done.
Royal Guard: But sir...
Captain: Done! Now if you'll excuse me, there's a salt cube in Appleloosa calling my name. I'll be back in a week.
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