-Feels a sense of peace-
Wait wait wait, how the hell is this happen- Is that Twilight?! Remarkable! Humans must be spiritually tuned to a higher frequency! This is how we have religious delusions and experiences!
I will just observe what happens...
Well, there's Celestia...
edited 24th Feb '13 8:55:44 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Makes sense, seeing as I'm somehow in Heaven. Time to see everything ever.
And there's that book again...
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Okay, this is weirding me out. I'm somehow in Pony Heaven, watching Twilight Sparkle's life.
If I see Jesus here, I'll take it as a sign I've gone insane.
-Stares into space while screams and gunfire are happening outside office-
edited 24th Feb '13 8:58:59 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
No Jesus. Optimus Pony, maybe.
Celestia's been watching Twilight ever since she was first taken on?
Well, now I'm paranoid that Nicolas Cage has been watching me...
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
In Heaven, none of the videos on youtube are blocked because of copyright claims.
Fuck it, I might stay here. No unblocked videos. No war and no Uwe Boll!
But then again, I enjoy the whole war business. So I'll wait until this personal revelation is complete...
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Then shock yourself back to life.
Yeah, pretty much.
And ow, my spirit just got twatted by a star.
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
It really is heaven.
More like King's Cross Station.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Well, shit, she's got wings.
-Into prison microphone- SO YOU GOT WINGS! BIG WHOOP, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!
-Cocks pistol- I can still take her on! As Cage is my witness, literally, I will not bow down to an alicorn except if they got a bigger gun than me and they just filled me full of holes!
Prisoner: Boss! We're going!
-Runs out and boards shuttle with laptop, still watching events-
So, time to learn a Princess's weakness. Oh wait - Bullets! Can this thing go any faster?!
edited 24th Feb '13 9:08:21 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
C'mon, we can't give her time to learn! Let's make this shuttle like twice as fast!
-Checks Glock 17- All's fine there. It worked in Manehattan, it'll work here...
-Looks around, before praying to Nicolas Cage-
edited 24th Feb '13 9:10:55 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
But she must still fill me with holes!
Why do I have the feeling that's a bit foreshadowing?
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
You want to become a changeling?