Wait, since when did my Earth and your Earth declare war?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
Shit, she's made a defence shield to stop me!
But it won't. Shuttles beat cloud.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]")
No, I've declared war on your Earth. I don't represent a country. I represent the political prisoners of the Lunar Correctional Facility.
edited 24th Feb '13 8:15:23 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
So, some kind of voodoo or nanomachines have infected the Mane Six, making it harder for them to use Elements?
This is perfect!
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Not here, peasants. You're in the past!
@Orion: Just ignore him, he's at war with everything.
We've always been at war with the [Insert enemy state here].
Except toast.
And I think Apple Bloom's got into the bioterror labs again, and she's made a variant on the Cutie Pox...
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
@Ed: But today's Sunday.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
No, it's a dangerous, untested failed spell.
See, this is why I'm liberating Equestria from Celestia. She keeps fucking up, and she's like in her middle age now? I think some of the original badass went away and she's gone senile a thousand years early.
Well this is heartbreaking to watch despite the fact it's making my job a thousand times easier...
edited 24th Feb '13 8:28:03 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
Congrats Orion, you have plushies made in your image now.
Huh.
"Spike...What have I done?"
"You dun goofed."
I should've specified Celestia, so I have.
edited 24th Feb '13 8:28:16 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
@Calnos: No, my cutie mark doesn't glow in the dark.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
So 'Shy's moving back to Cloudsdale to join the 41st Pegasi Airborne, or the: "Guys who get slaughtered in the first ten seconds."
Even animals are rebelling! Christ!
edited 24th Feb '13 8:31:33 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Rainbow Dash screws up animal care so badly that even the herbivores rebel and try to eat her.
'Shy aims for death, but never finds it due to her luck.
She's Fortune. They're making
Dead Cell now.
edited 24th Feb '13 8:33:36 PM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Twilight was deliberately Tempting Fate because she was really bored.
Am I the only one who was reminded of Belle's song?
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
It's not like someone was sneaking in at night and force-feeding them meat, right?
Heh...heh...
I think this is why I got animal cruelty on my record...
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Now I know why Fluttershy is so nice to animals. She has to be. Or they'll eat her. And not in a pleasurable way.
life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see
