Yeah, I figured that you were killed to death when you exploded like a bitch.

I have been meaning to ask - How the hell did you get a horn that could gore a man? I've been looking into genetic modification and nanomedicine while incarcerated at Celestia's contempt, and I reckon equipping some of the unicorn lads around here with a goring horn would help us on our conquest of the planet that banished us.

edited 23rd Feb '13 10:06:02 AM by Steventheman

Human mane six at the beach.

   Hmmm. Yes, I might be able to help you in that regard.   

   After you pay me back that Poker money you owe me.   

I'm currently in the Lunar Correctional Facility, Sea of Tranquillity, after being found guilty of 45 counts of murder, 15 counts of assault, 5 counts of criminal bombing, 2 weapons offences, 10 counts of terrorism, and 1 count of animal cruelty, because I had to use a cat as a suppressor. It was all a big misunderstanding and I didn't fire my machine pistol on purpose, nor reload it then fire it again, before throwing a few grenades accidentally.

I don't exactly have money. I've only got cigarettes or drugs.

Although I could ask some of my convict army to lend me a few bits in exchange for new weapons...

edited 23rd Feb '13 10:16:16 AM by Steventheman

I'd buy it.

Wait, does that mean there's another zombie around here? YAY, ZOMBIE BUDDY!

tackles Sombra

   But I don't feel dead. Or undead.   

   I know what dead feels like. I was dead for a few days after I blew up, then I stopped being dead. Maybe I'm actually...   

   non-canon.   

   ...   

   In retrospect, that should have been really obvious.   

Non-canon?

Maybe nanomedicine would solve your ailment. Not much chance, but whatever.

Sombra, if I don't have to pay that debt, you get my convict army. We'll storm the Crystal Castle, destroy the Heart, then if all goes well, you'll be able to unleash a deadly wave of C-Variant Rainrad over Canterlot, crippling any military resistance from there. As long as my army gets outta there, because some of them simply do not have the immunity to Rainrad. We're making chemical weapons, so when the Equestrian Royal Guard turn up, we can steal their Hazmats.

edited 23rd Feb '13 10:48:43 AM by Steventheman

I just had an idea...A Romeo and Juliet style story featuring AJ and her family and another food themed family of E Ps. AJ as Juliet obviously...although a platonic friendship would probably work best.

edited 23rd Feb '13 10:48:40 AM by ApplelightLimited

Don't worry Zombra, you'll always have a place in our hearts, and our clopfics.

She says she won't decide until she finishes the spell she's working on. And every night she sneaks down to erase everything she wrote.

I just had an idea...A Romeo and Juliet style story featuring AJ and her family and another food themed family of E Ps.

The Apples and the Pears?

edited 23rd Feb '13 11:15:14 AM by Sydxelia

How did the pilot ending have anything to do with Phantom Menace?

   Graaaaaaugh why does life have to be so ironic?   

   Steve, if you had made me that offer two weeks ago, I would have been been all for it. "Down with the pink alicorn tart!" and all that rubbish. But lately, I'm just not feeling any motivation to retake my throne. Seriously, the pink usurper is a dear friend and sister-in-law of Twilight bucking Sparkle. Have you seen what that unicorn has done recently? There's tenacity and there's complete bucking idiocy—and fighting Sparkle clearly falls under the latter.   

   So add the Crystal Empire to the list of things that are dead to me. The pink lawn dart can have it. I'm gonna make my own empire! With phat beats and mad dance skills and stairs as far as the eye can see. It will be glorious.   

   Good luck with your insurrection, Steve. Be careful around that c-type rainrad—that's what killed me.   

Was the original sung by two people? I think may it's hard to hit such a range of notes? I don't know, I'm not a music person.

I just found out there was a surfer pony from G3 called Sunny Daze. Cool.

Alright.

But yeah, I reckon the guys from the G Block could take on Twi. I've got the most guns in the prison and I'm fucking terrified of them.

If every block had 175 prisoners, and there are 15 blocks, A to Q, that's 2625 prisoners. Subtracting the 134 that died during the battle, that's 2491 prisoners, all armed to the teeth and very mad.

I think I can dominate the planet if I free more prisoners.

Sunny Daze is in G4 too, as a filly (an Earth pony◊ and a Pegasus)

I guess more than one pony could bare the name.

I beleive the word is 'bear'.

Anyway, how do you know all the prisoners will fight for you? What if some start fighting each other?

No, it was sung by one person playing two characters... with the same voice.

edited 23rd Feb '13 12:45:21 PM by Pannic

If they do that, the Pears absolutely have to be Cockney.

Oh, and obviously AJ and her lover can't kill themselves.

Sort of. The singer differentiated between the two voices by using the higher, more delicate falsetto for Cadence and the lower, darker, more forceful modal for Chrysalis. So yes, same singer but a bit more involved than just singing both parts.

edited 23rd Feb '13 1:00:39 PM by Pykrete

Well I heard that some of the foreign singers had trouble hitting the high notes on both parts.

Yeah, I heard a few. Aside from the Japanese version which won't be out for some time, the others honestly aren't very good.