#341701 storyyeller Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:36:57 AM from Appleloosa

Post of the Day #293

Pinkie wearing a dress that isn't pink?! BLASPHEMY!

Also there were more rap battles? I thought Trixie Vs. Twilight was the only one!

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#341702 Seraphem Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:39:43 AM from Delamare

dang, that sucks Apple. Know wht it's like having siblings that just don't give a fuck. Sis has been out all night, no calls, no answering her phone, and no one has any clue when she's coming back or where she is.

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#341703 storyyeller Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:42:30 AM from Appleloosa

Humans are strange creatures, for we stand between the dreams and the nightmares, and by doing so, we take on both their properties...

What's that from?

I mean, seriously, every time I asked the Equestrian Games Commission about hosting the Games, they gave me some horseapples about being ineligible because of "war crimes". But after that pink alicorn tart stole my throne, suddenly the Commission is a-okay with holding the games in the Crystal Empire!

Protip: When they say War Crimes, they really mean you just aren't rich or influential enough.

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#341704 kegisak Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:50:54 AM

@Apple: Better option than letting him tell people, tell them yourself. OR at least, deliberately drop something to clue them in. Same result, but it really rubs it into his face, and it sounds like he deserves it.

edited 20th Feb '13 6:54:31 AM by kegisak

#341705 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:52:39 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

So I should do a David Letterman?

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#341706 kegisak Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:54:15 AM

Well... dunno much about David Letterman. I guess?

Or maybe just let a few choice cousins and friends know he's trying to blackmail you. Chances are pretty good that his blackmail material then becomes irrelevant, especially considering it's something as petty as this.

edited 20th Feb '13 6:54:38 AM by kegisak

#341707 edvedd Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:54:50 AM from Over there. Maybe?

I'd give it a shot.

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#341708 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:55:32 AM

So I should do a David Letterman?

He'll hate you for it. Or, he'll hate you even more. Hell yeah, you should tell them yourself.

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#341709 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:55:55 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

He took the sting out of a blackmailer by revealing the plot live on air.

I'll do it.

edited 20th Feb '13 6:56:20 AM by ApplelightLimited

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#341710 kegisak Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:56:58 AM

Ah. Then yeah, totally do that. IT's a metaphorical kick in the balls, which sounds like what he's got coming.

#341711 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:58:11 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

I'm texting my cousin now. The full story.

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#341712 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:59:52 AM

Good. This'll de-power the bastard, but good.

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#341713 Ace Of Scarabs Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:59:54 AM from Singapore

@Yeller: It's just something I cobbled together after reading Yumekui Merry :D It might be adapted from stuff in that manga.

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#341714 kegisak Wed, 20th Feb '13 6:59:56 AM

Good man.

Don't skimp on the details about the blackmail, either.

#341715 Lightning Dust Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:03:49 AM from Cloudsdale

I just saw a topless anthro Lightning Dust pic on Derpibooru. I wonder how our winged braggart would feel about that?

Eat your hearts out, boys! You'll never get these glorious boobies!

#341716 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:05:13 AM

I'm not into green boobage.

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#341717 kegisak Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:05:50 AM

You really are a true athlete, LD. Not an ounce of fat on you.

#341718 Kyler Thatch Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:06:09 AM

Should I be making popcorn for this blackmail foilage? Sounds exciting.

Seriously, though, the dude already wrecked your car once (if I'm remembering the right person). Make it clear that he is not getting away with this kind of crap. Or anyone else, for that matter.

Whatever, you're not my type anyway.

edited 20th Feb '13 7:06:24 AM by KylerThatch

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#341719 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:06:31 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Too skinny...

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#341720 Lightning Dust Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:16:25 AM from Cloudsdale

Oh yeah? Read 'em and weep!

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#341721 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:17:41 AM

Meh, I've seen better.

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#341722 kegisak Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:19:21 AM

No wonder you're so fast, LD. You're pretty darn streamlined!

as I am at work(rabble rabble) I shall continue to make baseless assumtpions about your breast size.

#341723 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:20:26 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Not bad...could be better...

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#341724 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:22:51 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Blackmail update:

I got around it by telling my cousin that its made by the people who made the Powerpuff Girls, a show he watched with us when he babysit us as kids and still finds hilarious. The show itself he didn't care about...it's the blackmail he's interested in.

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#341725 Mio Wed, 20th Feb '13 7:25:34 AM

Well that's a good sign. . .I think.

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