MLP Forum Archive - Page 13667

#341651 Kyler Thatch Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:10:37 AM

Page 666. Post demonic ponies.

Oh no. I'm... *gasp* tardy!

edited 20th Feb '13 3:11:18 AM by KylerThatch

I'm only a man in a silly red sheet

Digging for kryptonite on this one way street

#341652 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:17:02 AM

So, Sombra, I've been meaning to ask you: What is the deal with you and stairs, anyway?

Also, you should be aware that Twilight Sparkle has wings now. She won't be bothered by those pesky stairs anymore. Should you return to power and re-claim the Crystal Heart, you'd better come up with a new alicorn-proof hiding place.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#341653 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:31:57 AM

*Syd suddenly finds himself alone in a once-busy room, leaving him wondering if his breath stinks*

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#341654 Sombra Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:33:11 AM

I considered picketing the games, but didn't think it would actually accomplish anything. Instead, I'm channelling my rage into my art

.

Yeah, I guess I might as well just admit I don't have any hope of beating Twilight any time soon. Seriously, she's an alicorn AND she solved Star Swirl the Bearded's Last Theorem? Daaaaaamn.

If I'm ever going to get back on my hooves, I need to start with more reasonable goals. For the moment, I've got my sights set on beating DJ Pon-3 at our next soundclash.

As for the stairs, I started off building them because my dread lord, He Who Descends The Stairs, commanded me, but after a while they became their own reward. They're just beautiful. Come to think of it, He thought I was getting carried away, even warned me about stairs a few times. Alas, addiction is a powerful thing.

#341655 edvedd Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:41:52 AM from Over there. Maybe?

DJ's got mad deck skills, S-dawg. You better bring your A-game.

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#341656 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:44:21 AM

Yeah, plus she has an awesome bass cannon.

Also, that's interesting...music?

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#341657 Meta Four Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:45:38 AM from riding the wave

This post was thumped by the Eldritch Flyswatter of Horror

And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...

#341658 edvedd Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:46:23 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?

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#341659 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:47:45 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

I have new fanon.

Seaweed (fried?) dishes are to ponies what fried chicken is to us humans. Irresistible.

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#341660 Sombra Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:47:52 AM

The first time we crossed decks, I got my flank handed to me. The second time, we fought to a draw. My powers have grown even greater since then, so I'm feeling good about our next match.

Whenever it happens...

#341661 edvedd Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:50:12 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Do you guys, like, stand across from each other in an open field, with Marshall amps stacked three floors high and sub-woofers set to 'Earthquake'?

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#341662 Sombra Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:53:36 AM

That, plus hundreds of ponies in the middle dancing to our mad beats, baby!

#341663 edvedd Wed, 20th Feb '13 3:57:27 AM from Over there. Maybe?

All night long.

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#341664 Sombra Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:00:52 AM

I hear that you humans speak of one your religious figures—claiming that he doesn't sleep, he lurks.

Well, I need to go lurk now.

#341665 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:02:10 AM

I have new fanon.

Seaweed (fried?) dishes are to ponies what fried chicken is to us humans. Irresistible.

Well, thanks to Applebuck Season, we know that Applejack doesn't like seaweed. Rarity probably finds fried food "uncouth", but chows down on it when nopony else is looking. All the others would be "Hell, yeah!"

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#341666 edvedd Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:06:09 AM from Over there. Maybe?

but applejack is southern

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#341667 Sereg Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:06:43 AM from South Africa

[[quoeteblock]]Why would Celestia need a court mage when her magic is more powerful than anyone's?[[/quoteblock]]

Well, for a start, she isn't, that's been demonstrated on the show multiple times. Secondly, why does she need royal guards when she's more powerful than any of them? Delegation.

Look at it this way, they're all specialists and unparalleled in their respective disciplines. Twi's only real advantage is that she knows how to bring them together.

Not since she's an alicorn. She's already a better flyer than Fluttershy at least. And that's on her first attempt.

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#341668 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:07:12 AM

Good night, Your Dark Evilness.

Damn, now I want fried chicken. At seven in the morning. Thanks a lot, Apple.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#341669 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:08:17 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Wait, AJ doesn't like seaweed? She actually said that?

I better check that out.

edited 20th Feb '13 4:08:51 AM by ApplelightLimited

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#341670 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:10:20 AM

Wait, AJ doesn't like seaweed? She actually said that?

"Kelp? Ah don't need kelp. Ah don't even like seaweed!"

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#341671 edvedd Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:11:09 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Applebuck Season, when she couldn't hear.

Ninja'd like a ninja'd person.

edited 20th Feb '13 4:11:29 AM by edvedd

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#341672 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:13:16 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

That's great! It means that ponies eating seaweed is canon!

I'm making it a big part of the keys y'see. Obviously limes (and other fruit) will be grown there, but fried seaweed could be the fast food of choice.

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#341673 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:16:52 AM

Glad I could kelp...um, help.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd

#341674 Applelight Limited Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:20:25 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

It does make sense right? Seaweed is the saltiest thing ever, and ponies and horses love salt.

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#341675 Sydxelia Wed, 20th Feb '13 4:22:35 AM

Absolutely. Then, there's the "fried" factor. Almost everything is better when fried.

"First you get incinerated, then you go to space and watch YouTube clips of yourself. Then you become a princess." ~ edvedd