Bonbon: "You could just use your magic to drink that."
Lyra: "Don't tell me how to live my life, dear."
edited 30th Jan '13 8:07:21 AM by PurpleDalek
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.
Bon Bon: "Aren't you telekinetic?"
Lyra: "No, I bullshitted my way through magic class. I can't even make this thing glow."
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Or Lyra is telekinetic but it
only works on biscuits.
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.
"Humans don't have magic, I have to learn to live without it for when I finally find that portal to Earth."
Bon Bon: "Humans? Is that more of your weird porn?"
Lyra: "Most of it."
Bon Bon: "Why the hell do I live with you?"
Lyra: "I couldn't hire a moving company to move all 78 boxes of porn into your house."
Bon Bon: -Absolutely horrified-
I like writing conversations between these two.
edited 30th Jan '13 8:13:59 AM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
I picture their lives as a sitcom.
This week, Lyra has yet another Get Rich Quick scheme and Bonbon learns to play the clarinet!
edited 30th Jan '13 8:18:36 AM by PurpleDalek
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.
I think Octavia/Scratch makes the better sitcom since they have
The Odd Couple thing going on.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
And when Cousin Fiddlesticks shows up, HOOO-EEEEE.
I like to think that in public, Octavia's a nice, decent refined lady, but in private she's a violent drunk, in contrast to Vinyl, who only considers her craziness a job, and is actually very intelligent normally.
edited 30th Jan '13 8:23:50 AM by Steventheman
I intend to destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Fiddlesticks is awesome.
She can play the violin.
Lighting fast.
With no fingers.
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.
but what's her cutie mark
Y Ou'd think Fiddlesticks would be the name of a piano player.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
How do you even tattoo a coat? o.O
@story: Isn't that Chopsticks?
There is so much you could do with Cadence and Shiny. They have a
Hero of Another Story thing going on. How did they meet? How did they fall in love? What's Cadence's job? How did they get to the Crystal Empire? What are they doing now?
Does Cadence resent being thrown by her husband?
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot right now.
I like to think that Lyra might just be another faithful student of Celestia and goes on her own wacky misadventures with Bon Bon, Derpy, Time Turner, and all the other BG ponies.
Oh, I guess I got my music names mixed up.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Really? That's just facepalmingly bad.
edited 30th Jan '13 9:17:16 AM by darkabomination
"Welcome. You have entered the cranial vistas of psychogenesis. This is the place of no-time and no-space. Do not be afraid."